I end up all alone but I still keep hoping

"it's astronomy, we're two worlds apart" |gunn|

[memeclassheroes]

[moringmark]

[thepotatowhichflies]

When i was a child i asked my mother why crickets were named crickets and she told me that if you called out their name at night they would come to you and that's why they were named that and so i never verbally ever said the word cricket after that for the fear of crickets landing on me

I believed this until a year ago

[falloutby]

burn everything u love then burn the

ashes

[emoheritageposts]

May 24, 2013

[unbotheredmuse]

[offwhite-ish]

Tumblr University

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ID

DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

[batsymoon]

Bye mom

[parallelanprincess]

[thunderpibb]

remember when dashcon happened and these kind of posts completely disappeared

[jasper-rolls]

why did you bring it BACK

[kaiju-z]

[we-need-a-sexy-skeleton]

truth turned to legend, legend to myth, and for thousands of years this disaster of a fucking post was gone and yall shitheads brought it back

[iamconstantine]

listen i know these posts induce cringe on sight but i’d MUCH rather have a hundred of these posts show up on my screen than one more 19 paragraph essay about how steven universe is nazi propaganda 

[rainbowloliofjustice]

We didn’t know how great things were until we lost them.

[antis-delete-your-blogs-pls-thx]

GIVE ME THIS BACK

[g0at0ad]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thepotatowhichflies]

being sarcastically clapped for on the first day of school is my villain origin story

[langorion-deactivated20250523]

a) why am i only seeing this now

b) i dont think it was sarcastic your diary entry was wonderful especially after the one that guy wrote that was basically non canon compliant fanfiction

[thepotatowhichflies]

Thank you for trying to comfort me but I'm talking about when i gave my slip before gauri and jes also why are you seeing this now i posted this like four months ago Tumblr you okay?

[luxscape]

i know the vanya & five bit is already so popular but we don’t talk enough about this bizarre exchange

[helenasurvives]

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am seven

and my reply is

pink

because i am a girl

and pink

is a princess color.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am ten

and i like

green

because a boy told me that pink

is lame and girly.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am thirteen

and i tell them

purple

it is unique and spunky

like i want to be.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am seventeen

and i just say

red

i do not say

it is bright and angry at the world

as i am

i cannot form the words to express

all of my frustrations

so i paint my lips with

rage.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am twenty

and it’s pink

i remember the joy

of being a child

i reclaim the freedom

of femininity

because i cannot remember

what my shoulders felt like

before the depression

hung from them.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am twenty-six

and my answer is

brown

it confuses most people

they don’t see it

they may think of dirt

and dust

and dead things

but it is coffee with friends

and the chocolate chip cookies

my mom used to make.

it is my hair

and my eyes

amber and gold

in the sun

and i love myself

again

[cosmicretreat]

[sznmjun]

The farmers won

[floatinglonewanderer]

THANK FUCK

[licensetocannibalize]

gay af for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside of another man?

[aflo]

oh you’re trying to save his life? because you love him?

[flipocrite]

“Gastric bypass”? “Colectomy”? Don’t you mean “rearranging a man’s guts”?

[leopharry]

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

[qiyra]

those born under the sign of the bees:

have emotions

think thoughts

is likely introverted or extroverted

has at least a few friends

was born at some point

[victoryjamz]

@staffs-secret-blog

[oreolesbian]

ok but like…the fact that percy and annabeth…percy and annabeth…ie one of the best and healthiest fictional couples that basically invented romance (the slowburn, the nicknames, the first kiss, the realizing feelings, sharing the weight of the world, percy giving up literal immortality for annabeth, the amnesia storyline in son of neptune where annabeth’s name was the only thing percy remembered, just all of house of hades, etc.)…the fact that that couple is going to be portrayed as an interracial couple is just so great, i’m literally going to cry.

[dutchster]

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[ahkmenrah]

this is still such a good post

[apple-bread]

@ddepressedbookworm

[obsessed-mlm]

MLM👏🏻 ARE👏🏻NOT👏🏻YOUR👏🏻KINK👏🏻

MLM 👏🏻 ARE👏🏻NOT👏🏻SINFUL 👏🏻

MLM 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻NOT👏🏻 HERE👏🏻 FOR👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 ENTERTAINMENT 👏🏻

MLM 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 UWU 👏🏻 YAOI 👏🏻 BABIES 👏🏻

MLM 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 GUILTY 👏🏻 PLEASURE 👏🏻

MLM 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 REAL 👏🏻 HUMAN 👏🏻 BEINGS👏🏻 THAT 👏🏻 DESERVE 👏🏻 RESPECT 👏🏻

[emeraldcas]

it's romancing absolute chemicals