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@thepotentiallyreverend
I’ve been elected a Deputy to GENCON!
Hey Tumblr--it’s been awhile! Where are all the shirtless guy pics? Awwww. ;_; In happy news, I'm honoured to announce that I have been elected as a Lay Deputy to the 2021 General Convention of the Episcopal Church for the Diocese of Washington!
The Parliamentarian of the House of Deputies gets as bubbly and wide-eyed as I am when talking about Rules of Order and Parliamentary procedure. #kindredspirits
The vote on allowing joint sessions between the House of Bishops and Deputies squeaks by with a vote by orders with only a couple of delegations' margin.
The House of Deputies adopts the resolution calling for providing compensation to the President of the House of Deputies by a vote of 705-120.
The President of the House of Deputies: "The Chair recognizes the Secretary of the House of Deputies to hear messages from the House of Bishops" The Secretary of the House of Deputies: "The Secretary has not yet received any messages from the House of Bishops." The President of the House of Deputies: "The Chair thought that the House of Bishops was organized for business." -laughs and oos from the deputies- The President of the House of Deputies: "The Chair loves the House of Bishops and the Presiding Bishop."
The General Convention of the Episcopal Church. I love my church.
Breaking the Tumblr sabbatical to show off my Presiding Bishop Selfie! Had a lovely time at the Consecration of the new bishop of my Diocese of WNC. PB Curry’s joy is infectious! :D
Prayers Appreciated
I feel like I’m back on the path to self-destruction again. Please keep me in your prayers. I hope I find the meaning I so desperately need in life soon.
I really wanna hear the story of how you drunkenly dismantled the Anglican Communion.
I was really depressed one night in college and was like “f-it, I’m going to get drunk” so I downed 8 shots of Tequila in 20 minutes. I don’t recall much of that night, but it’s been recounted to me that I came to believe I was the Archbishop of Canterbury and that my good friend was the Archbishop of York, and that I spent most of the evening around the toilet throwing up while sobbing about how the Anglican Communion was falling apart because of me and that I couldn’t keep the African Bishops in line.
I apparently kept calling out “YORK, YORK!” and when my friend finally came I told him that we needed to summon the Anglican Consultative Council to try and restore unity. All of my friends were drunk at the time, including the “Archbishop of York”
I woke up the next morning shirtless in bed with snuff up my nose. Apparently my drunk (but less drunk than I) friends thought that snuff would sober me up, it didn’t work. Everything smelled like tequila for a week and to this day it’s the only liqour I can’t drink :P
Milestones
I drank a whole bottle of wine by myself tonight for the first time ever. Of course, there was that time I did 8 shots of Tequila in 20 minutes and ended up thinking I was the Archbishop of Canterbury and that my friend was the Archbishop of York and that the Anglican Communion was falling apart because of me--but that was totally different.
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Byzantine Emperors as @dril tweets
Constantine I: Priest; and the lord said, take this delicious McDonald and eat it, for it is my body and it will be given up, for you
Me; Insanley badass.
Theodosius II: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
Julian the Apostate: did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers
Justinian I: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Justinian II Rhinotmetus: as far as im concerned the best revenge is ordering wolf piss online & pouring it into soneones car. "living well" is too hard
Constantine V: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants
Irene of Athens: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Michael III: The wine imparts a foreign bitterness. How could he betray me? We were brothers. I fall to the ground. Execute a partial curl. One last rep.
Basil I: MYTH: my posts are for the Pauper REALITY: my posts are for the Prince
Leo VI: I find my self. walking the hallowed halls of Harverd university , thinking wisely to my self. upon the quest, for Knowledge...
Basil II: I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit
Zoe Porphyrogenneta: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME; I agree
Manuel I Komnenos: i may be a dim-witted narcissist but at least i hafve really good opinions about life and other things
Alexios IV Angelos: ive trademarked the term "The guy who fucks up" so if you see someone else using it pleaase stick my Fair Use brochures to their car
John V Palaiologos: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby
Constantine XI: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
is this supposed to be a reassuring truck in the here for you emotionally way or the here to run you over way
Assistance in Chastity
The Lord greatly helps me in times where I am heavily tempted to be unchaste (ie, when I get out of relationships). When invariably I do get rather silly and think I can find what I had in a relationship by going out and getting into a random hookup, 90% of the time the guy flakes out on me. I’m gonna chalk that up to grace and God saying “nuh-uh”.
envelope HQ
designer: lets attach adhesive for people to seal the envelope weird gary: no lets force them to lick it
