The Prince of Pastels

Jupiter Rising / ENTJ / Looking for Uranus / 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈

[theprinceofpastels]

never going back into the closet

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Okay this is just getting funny now

[potato-jem]

me, watching heartstopper, knowing fully well that i didn’t get a chance to have those cringe high school experiences:

[theprinceofpastels]

inb4 Sweeden wins and performs euphoria instead

[cat-tully]

I do sometimes like to check out the songs before Eurovision but the beauty in raw dogging this competition is just unexpectedly hearing a dance track about Edgar Allan Poe

[theprinceofpastels]

how was today?

me:

[radiofreederry]

[theprinceofpastels]

there's this lady in Italy continuously being assaulted by her goose jullia.

[theprinceofpastels]

March 15, 2017

I need to leave this town. Everyone is getting ass and Im dying. I am not upset. I am not sick. I'm terminally ill. If I don't have sex before school ends, I will drop dead.

Like at this point I will have sex with anyone. I'll make my body a vessel. A lifeless shell. I will accept the penis like a DVD player accepts a DVD. 1, 2, 3, slurp. or something like that!

Metaphorically I will let the "DVD" fuddle around in there as long as it takes for as long as needed so I can say I ”metaphorically" saw the movie.

[theprinceofpastels]

aaaaaaaaaaaa juuulllliiiaaaaaa

[theprinceofpastels]

ngl this slaps

[theprinceofpastels]

who is straight here?

[theprinceofpastels]

sometimes i wonder what would happen if i made a tinder where you match with similar star sign lush employees…

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