lost kid of nowhereland

☆ya plant beans ya get beans☆

[thepsychedelicpsychotic]

Take Barron Trump into protective custody

[thepsychedelicpsychotic]

I think cis afab allies of trans women who are accused of being trans themselves in public restrooms should just start flashing pussy

Like ok transphobe if you think I don't belong here take a gander at my labia. Oh, you are offended by public nudity? Stop demanding that people confirm their genitalia before taking a piss, then.

I think they would probably leave trans people alone after that.

I'm gonna ask all my cis girlfriends to do it i think they'd think it's funny

[thepsychedelicpsychotic]

Nothing in this world will ever cause me as much rage as the phrase

"I need you to calm down."

[depsidase]

[queerpunksrock]

a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

[thesilliestpotato]

I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"

[maretriarch]

roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

[sudrien-scratched014]

Shelby I'm apparently the 13th person in this reblog chain

Is he done

[maretriarch]

Yes but they forgot the breadsticks so i sent him back

[thepsychedelicpsychotic]

I thought you said *top* surgery but okay sure yeah give the lad multiple breadsticks

[crimeboys-deactivated20250719]

going about my day as a shoestore employee and i turn into an aisle and an older gentleman comes up to me and says "did human anatomy change since i was growing up?" and as a transgender man alone in a store with some random man i go "aha. what?" and he goes "human anatomy. must have changed." and he points to the shoes he's trying on and says "all these shoes nowadays have damn pointy toes. i dont remember having pointy toes" and i felt the biggest relief of my life

[ironychan]

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

[jaffacountingtribblesinthetardis]

OP I’m sorry but the last sentence painted SUCH a vivid picture in my mind I had to draw it immediately.

[gholateg]

I love how Stitch looks more like a stuffed animal then Hobbes does.

This is perfect.

[evilmidnightlurker]

...but then.

BUT THEN.

Calvin. Deploys.

THE BOX.

And all of Jumba's eyes -light up-.

"Little Earth boy is madder scientist than -I- am! I HAVE FOUND MY APPRENTICE!"

[depsidase]

[90stvqueen]

An old promo for the Drain Lords episode of The Pink Opaque. Does anyone know if this show is available to stream anywhere anymore?

[sapphling]

my gf used to work at five guys and when she’d come home she would stink like cheeseburger and dick me down insane style (minimum wage dick hits different iykyk) and even after she got a better job for like a good year i would get wet every time i walked by a burger place because of the smell

[marisatomay]

The thing is lads I cannot think of a better use for my tax dollars than feeding children. I want my taxes to give the single mother of three healthcare. I want my taxes to take care of the elderly and the disabled. I don’t care if they’re citizens or legal residents or whatever. I want my taxes to help people. Because we’re trying to live in a goddamn society. Instead my taxes go towards bombing schools and hospitals and refugee camps. Billions and billions sent to proxy wars. And still people quibble over whether we should feed children. What are we doing here. Feed the kids.

[sacred-portal]

[antikate]

If you see someone with a really bad fandom take, I’m begging you to open your emails and write a strongly worded missive to your local government official about something bad happening in your community or country.

If you’re in Canada you could email a rep about concerns about Elon musk interfering in our next federal election.

If you’re in the US the list is endless.

If you’re in the UK you could email about trans health care.

If you’re in Australia, what about dental care in Medicare?

If you’re in Europe, look into some EU initiatives of particular concern. Perhaps something to do with nature and biodiversity? Idk

Just today I emailed my local mla about coal mining in the Rocky Mountains and tomorrow I’m going to pick something else and do it again

[antikate]

Don’t get me wrong I love a fandom wank as much as anyone but perhaps you can take an iota of the energy you’re spending on that and put it towards making sure your elected representatives hear from you on a regular basis

[rabbitindisguise]

Honestly this seems like a legit mental health emotional de-escalation strategy. New grounding technique just dropped and it's going to revolutionize the world at the rate I see bad takes as a regular tag scroller

[pereczke]

Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.

[pereczke]

In case anyone thought I was lying, here is the proof!

My reference was Hanging the Mistletoe by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Its hard to match with their skill but that lady reminded me of Doris very much)

[thepsychedelicpsychotic]

Hey, French Historians. Can you give America a to-do list?