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age: 22 (y'all happy now??)

[argumate]

from a moral standpoint tentacles can pleasure men just as much, however male tentical erotica is not as common

I’m sorry a… moral standpoint?

[hyrude]

they were gay af for this i must admit

[hey-that-one-gorl]

Y’all callin everything gay now huh. One literally hated the other 😂

[hyrude]

you have no idea what you’re talking about. cary elwes literally said their characters were in love at sawcon🙄

[ellielol]

uh ... what's sawcon....

[hyrude]

sawcon this cock

[justcatposts]

George doesn’t realize he can’t scratch his ear while lying down 

(via)

[tell-the-stars-hello]

don’t worry everyone, this isn’t anything to worry about :)

[pigcatapult]

This cat is LEG BOUNCING himself in the face

[slythgeek]

Reblogging again to remind everyone that cats are graceless balls of reflexes with no impulse control and we love them for it

[little-ajax-56793]

I JUST TRIED MAKING A CHEESE  MY BELOVED GIF AND IT WENT BAD

BELOVED CHEESE MY BE

[thepyts42]

I'm just watching birds and going apeshit

[penguinssonamor]

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

[squidbroom]

op this looks absolutely magical

[traveling-madness]

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

[alittlebitgayandmore]

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

i love pictures of small animals sitting on really big cushions

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

exhibits

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

[thepyts42]

Let me tell y'all something. So I live on a farm and we have a livestock protection dog. His name is Logan and he is absolutely huge. At least 3 ft tall, 130 lbs, and he is my precious baby. Who doesn't love a dog that takes minimal effort to pet? Just reach down and bam, his head is right at your waist.

Anyways.

He sleeps on the concrete porch pretty often, and I felt bad for him, so I decide I'm going to sew him a bed. I learned to sew and I made a pillow and a patchwork case with a zipper from scratch! And this is a huge bed, it's five ft long. I can comfortably lay on it. It took me about a month to make this thing.

And he sleeps 3 ft away from it. On the concrete.

At least Pepperpotts appreciates my hard work.