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Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

plaguedocboi

@takemetoturch

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......

sucresanguine

https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

articulate-anxious-atheist-deac

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

sixthrock

"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop

hearthburn

It would also probably have leeches in it.

hermywolf

every time spn uses the set to show angels with like. wings and halos or other representations of them being other and not human and much bigger than they seem i’m like wow. wow. absolute banger. that shit gets me every single time

hermywolf

like you’re going to look at me in the eye and tell me none of these make you feel insane? couldn’t be me

disasteraesthetic

wetslug

remember that tos episode where it was suggested that scotty had CTE and killed three women but instead it was jack the ripper and he was an immortal formless alien and to fight him they gave the entire crew ketamine ?? we should start letting screenwriters do crack again i miss the good old days

ofallingstar

Fantastic Fungi (2019)

thesoftpsychotic

Your mental health doesn’t make you bad.

ruinedchildhood

biggest plot twist of my childhood

jeffreycombs

Spock is Gay ➞ A Collection of Evidence

worstloki

abelinthelandofnod

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

abelinthelandofnod

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

kirksfattitties

list of things that straight men who are definitely straight and don’t like men say:

kirksfattitties

t’pring said “fuck y’all” and didn’t wear those ugly-ass vulcan bangs

good for her. good for her.

kirksfattitties

everyones like “william shatner over-acted kirk” and that’s completely valid because he did.

HOWEVER have y’all ever thought that james t kirk might just... Be Like That?

kirksfattitties

I don’t

see

any tribbles around here.

And you

won't

find a tribble on this

entire

ship.

Booooooones,

how did you do it?

Well, I cannot take credit for another man's work.

Scotty did it.

Scotty!

Where are the tribbles?

Oh, uh, Captain, it was

really

Mister Spock's

recommendation.

Of course.

Spock.

Based on computer analysis,

of course,

taking into account the possibilities of...

Gentlemen, I don't want to interrupt

this...

mutual admiration society,

but I'd like to know where the tribbles are.

Tell him, Spock.

Well, it

was

Mister Scott

who performed the actual engineering.

Mister Scott.

Where.

Are.

The tribbles?

I used the transporter,

Captain.

You used the transporter?

Aye.

Well, where did you transport them?

[awkward pause]

Scott,

you didn't transport them into

space,

did you?

Captain Kirk,

that'd be

inhuman.

Well. Where are they?

I gave them a good home, sir.

WHERE!?!

I gave them to the Klingons,

sir.

ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᴷˡᶦⁿᵍᵒⁿˢˀ

Aye, sir.

Before they went into warp, I transported the

whole

kit and caboodle

into their engine room, where they'll be no

tribble

at all.

[laughing]

universalequalityisinevitable

Peter Joseph on structural violence, from this video.

ebonykalokoh

Brilliant

unapologeticexistence

Spot on. Like Coretta Scott King said, I must remind you that starving a child is violence. Neglecting school children is violence. Punishing a mother and her family is violence. Discrimination against a working man is violence. Ghetto housing is violence. Ignoring medical need is violence. Contempt for poverty is violence.