i’m p sure i’ve posted this before, but it’s still funny
@7eselt

shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

ellievsbear
hello vonnie
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise

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Jimmy Eat World
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
noise dept.
The Bright Sessions
Phantogram Three
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@thequeerhedgehog
i’m p sure i’ve posted this before, but it’s still funny
@7eselt
behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss
they call this a pyramid scheme i think
I think they prefer the term mlm
i think you're thinking of wlw
Wulti level warketing scheme
good work, gals
i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets
The fact that, not only am I seeing this in 2020, but that I did not see hide nor hair of it till a week after New year’s, makes it 2984% better
Happy New Year!
pirates: mostly men, allowed gay marriage, attack sailors
mermaids: mostly women, not usually interested in men, attack sailors
conclusion: pirates and mermaids are sea mlm/wlw solidarity
pirate crew, calling out to the mermaids watching on the rocks nearby as they hoist the jolly roger: arr, let's go lesbians! let's go!
bjorng
I burst out laughing. BJORNG.
do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was
I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Gays will see the word frog and instantly reblog huh
How do you people find this so fast
frog
Instantly reblogging
This is probably the best video ive seen on this site
I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire
Ah rabies
But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer
EWWW. Classical music is BORING. Thats what my fucking Psych lecturer said. Well how about this: FUCK YOU.
Classical Music is great. Don’t agree with my opinion? Well you are STUPID AND WRONG.
My favorite piece of classical music this year is the first movement of Mozart’s Symphony No. 25. As bhco says the ‘opening is unprecedented’. It is simply the most assertive start to a classical piece I have ever heard. The opening four notes rush at you, they feel like punches. And straight after that start, eight beautifully technical flourishes. Goodness. I really have to pretend-conduct for these parts.
A small breath follows. Then it switches to major and the violins and violas and basses and whatever else go into unison. The only word I can think of to describe it is glorious.
The gloriousity (yes I made that word up, thanks) continues till the end. I have seen this piece described as ‘violent’, which seems apt to me. I haven’t heard many classical pieces as frantic as this. It really is a mad rush. Nearly 8 minutes. And the good thing with classical music is that it isn’t in your head for half a day. It stays there for a fortnight. So listen to it tumblr, because if you don’t FUCK YOU.
DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NOT HEARD MUCH CLASSICAL SO EXCUSE ME FOR ANY IGNORANCE
@suffering-musician YES I FOUND THIS AGAIN. THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF THIS.
bruh why can’t i hyperfixate on something useful like sleeping or drinking water or making money