DIOs Stupid Elf Shoes

He/they|26. #actually adhd I blog about comics, Star Trek, video games, memes, whatever will give me that sweet sweet dopamine. Stick around and find out. Or don’t. I am pro-ao3 and pro-usage of the word queer. Check my about me tag if you want to know more useless info about me, like how I practice relationship anarchy! I block almost every porn blog that follows me, bot or not. I’m not against porn, I just cannot tell the difference. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I believe LandBack and the fight for Indigenous sovereignty is one of the most important movements of the current day, for both ethical reasons and environmentalist ones. Punch Nazis. please stop asking me for money I’m broke and unemployed

[cra-zwizard]

this is a pinned post so I can search my own tags on mobile

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[catchymemes]

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[animentality]

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

there’s an agenda at play

[ayellowbirds]

from her autobio comics:

[dodgylogic]

#on a darker level #being from Hokkaido means she has reason to be personally invested in the Ishbal annihilation #because Hokkaido is stolen land #like a lot of other places colonized in the last few hundred years #if you’re sensitive to this kind of thing #it gives you a personal stake #in genocide stories #that most Japanese people don’t have #>> #idk i felt the way she handles the genocide #speaks to having been aware of that #from a formative age (via whetstonefire)

[fanfckery]

Those tags are 100% right and Arakawa has confirmed that it was intentional in an interview as she has family that are part Ainu.

So her family history definitely had a role in how she presented the genocide in FMA.

[mortalityplays]

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[theomnipotentfox]

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

[cra-zwizard]

One of my straight female friends (type to put me in the zone of “gay bestie” by the way she acts around me) mentioned a couple weeks ago that she hasn’t ever orgasmed. And I can’t stop thinking about it. I want to tell her I could make her come. I want to make her come. I want to show her it’s not her that’s the problem. It’s the people (cishet men) she’s been with. Is it arrogant to be confident I could get her there? Because I’m certain I could.

[were--ralph]

i somehow actually need 3k before the end of the month its literally so over for me

[were--ralph]

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crashing out at 3am

[nightclubsinger]

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

[hecateisalesbian]

happy pride everybody

[songoftrillium]

licensed from @morggo

[gwenfrankenstien]

everybody follow me down the old woman yuri rabbithole

[gwenfrankenstien]

nobody followed me do i gotta do everything myself around here.

[materialistses]

New look at Abigail Thorn as Sharako Lohar in ‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 3

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.