DIOs Stupid Elf Shoes

He/they|26. #actually adhd I blog about comics, Star Trek, video games, memes, whatever will give me that sweet sweet dopamine. Stick around and find out. Or don’t. I am pro-ao3 and pro-usage of the word queer. Check my about me tag if you want to know more useless info about me, like how I practice relationship anarchy! I block almost every porn blog that follows me, bot or not. I’m not against porn, I just cannot tell the difference. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I believe LandBack and the fight for Indigenous sovereignty is one of the most important movements of the current day, for both ethical reasons and environmentalist ones. Punch Nazis. please stop asking me for money I’m broke and unemployed

[cra-zwizard]

this is a pinned post so I can search my own tags on mobile

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think you meant to say that this is one of the best games of all time

[the-haiku-bot]

I think you meant to

say that this is one of the

best games of all time

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kuttithevangu]

Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you

[kuttithevangu]

Porn is one of the most culturally rich types of media imaginable so the answer is: you cannot do this

[rockshitty]

“I don’t want to make anything with cultural dimensions. That’s why I only write within the genre that is legally sequestered away from every other kind of storytelling because of my culture’s attitude towards depictions of sex.”

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[hedgehogoftime]

Weenie Hut Junior’s and the Salty Spitoon are competing gay bars

[the-haiku-bot]

Weenie Hut Junior’s

and the Salty Spitoon are

competing gay bars

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

*Mr Klein in apparently Bi

[were--ralph]

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

[were--ralph]

literally just go be anemic like idgi

[cobalt-jess]

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

[were--ralph]

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

[cobalt-jess]

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

[were--ralph]

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

[vaspider]

Please give credit to Matthew Cortland, the disabled lawyer and activist whose work is reflected in that last screenshot. They work hard on documenting what Trump and his cronies have been doing & they deserve credit.

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[catasters]

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[maykitz]

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[stagbeetleboy]

“My lord you have to stop. Your undead army too vast. Your plagues are too deadly. Your witch too wicked. They’ll kill you.”

Can’t kill what’s already dead baaabbyyy #lichking

[doeberman-moveddd-deactivated20]

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

[pavizi]

pavizi dcau harlivy art. these ones got a little weird

[jan-meloti]

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴