I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see terrible things happen to Friedrich Merz
No wiser words were ever spoken

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I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see terrible things happen to Friedrich Merz
No wiser words were ever spoken
Glenkill and Project Hailmary are both on Amazon Prime Video (De)!
Amazing movies i both missed to watch on the big screen. Glad I can watch them now
Me: "Hey uh can I enter and watch you drive for a while so I learn the route to xyz?"
Dude from a different company, where I'm technically not allowed to be in the driverscabin: "yeah sure"
Same dude 5 minutes later: "Hey... wanna drive?"
New Euro just dropped?
Yesterday night, Crag sacrifice sausage and cheese to sky gods to make rain. But now it look like it even less likely to rain that it was yesterday!!! Why gods not like Crag's gift of sausage and cheese? Gods lactose intolerant maybe?
Crag should offer onion, onion make gods cry, if gods cry then rain.
You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it
you are in the medieval era and you have this role!
How do you feel?
great!! I love this
good!
It's okay
So bad. I hate this
This is similar to my real job!
Results/other
HERALD!
homage to lesbians because yall are fucking awesome
Ive might lost my shoes at "sea" while on my work break yesterday 🙃
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
World Heritage Post
Ok the home depo Musical isn't real BUT the the BVG (the organisation running the public transport in berlin) has made a Musical about the berlin public transport, and its awesome!
Please watch it
Everyone who's from an German speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images.
Berliner, Mücke, Brötchen
Pilz(?), Johannisbeeren, Stulle,
Stutenkerl, Pfannkuchen & Knapp
Ausm Pott wo wir Jochurt essen aber jetzt in Niederbayern, wo ich spaß dabei habe meine Freunde zu ärgern in dem ich alles immer noch wie früher nenne.
(Vermisse Stutenkerle though 😔)
Im proud to announce that we have upgraded from a level 7 kingdom to a level 8 kingdom and have unlocked fancier walls and three new production buildings
Back to the mines, to afford the new upgrades.
I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn
Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"
Artists rendition
I forgot that when i told @peach-crem this over the phone they drew it as worf LMAO
I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn
Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"
Artists rendition
Ive been affected by something similar to the AO3 author curse and so that project might take a bit more time! hope everyone is having a safe summer!
here’s an incomplete drawing as thanks for all of yalls patience!:
it’s summer bro can some faggot activity occur
Great news: heatwave is over!
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