*Do the Pufferfish*

Robyn 22 London, UK Photographer Do the pufferfish

[ccarl-deactivated20171114]

[the-plus-size-lesbian]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if 6 months of quarantine has proved nothing, it’s shown that the dad from The Shining was a weakass lil bitch

[xxredwoodxx]

to be fair, the mansion was sentient and slowly possessing him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ve spent 6 months in a studio apartment, the bitch can cope

[541l0rm00n]

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

[stydixa]

This isn’t flying. This is falling with style. Toy Story (1995) Dir. John Lasseter

[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[thatidomagirl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[willwork4theatre]

Ok, this is more than a little hilarious.

[trackabandoned]

My favorite is when his friend comes over, reads it, and just nods sagely at him.

[themarchrabbit]

It’s the “fuck Aaron” at the end that really warms my homesick-for-Maryland heart.

[wlwvintage]

These are believed to be the first ever lesbian self-portraits which were taken in 1910. Photo booths were how most of the earliest forms of queer visual documentation started. It was the only way they could capture a photo in total secrecy since there was no need for a third party taking the picture. 

[sedlex]

[teatops]

JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

[themoskabot]

I respect tumblr very much for not adding a stories feature

[crossstitchworld]

Anyone Else Cut Way-Too-Long Floss? by KnotHopeless

[politijohn]

[sen-s-ual]

NORMALIZE GAY SEX.

NORMALIZE LESBIAN SEX.

NORMALIZE TRANS SEX.

NORMALIZE POLY SEX.

NORMALIZE QUEER SEX.

NORMALIZE HAVING NO SEX.

NORMALIZE.SEX.OUTSIDE.OF.THE.HETERONORMATIVE.SOCIAL.CONSTRUCT.

[humorblr]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[dialmformags]

#i don’t wan to be Too Deep with this#but i always liked this little moment#because Warner is trying to imply that marilyn is a lesser woman than jackie#as if all women are one of two things. and one of those things is ‘better’#but elle seems confused because she just sees them as two women#or at least doesn’t see why marilyn would be ‘worth’ less than jackie#or something like that#and therefore their main difference comes down to something simple#something dumb#and her mind concludes it must be#their hair color#and that might not be what the scene was trying to do at all#but that’s how i see it so#….#legally blonde#elle woods said marilyn deserves just as much respect as jackie (via @kaiayame​)

[stars-n-lighthouses]

I actually think this is exactly the point of the scene. Warner clearly thinks of Marilyn as gorgeous but dumb and Jackie as smart but less sexy. But we’re in this movie from Elle’s point of view. And Elle doesn’t understand Warner’s implication here because, to her, both these women are successful and beautiful and amazing. The only difference is one is blonde and the other is a brunette. 

This scene isn’t trying to make Elle look stupid, because the point of the movie is that she’s not. She’s just incredibly, unabashedly feminine. And Elle’s way of thinking here is right. The main difference between Marilyn and Jackie, that Warner would know of and therefore could be alluding to, that is also something Marilyn and Elle have in common with each other, is their hair colour. 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

This is also a great point because people like to think Marilyn Monroe was vapid and dumb due to her film roles but she was actually incredibly intelligent and also just a great person all around, just like how Elle might seem dumb but is able to get into law school on her own merit. Neither should be underestimated!

[ruinedchildhood]

[ichigoskurosaki]

Spirited Away (2001) — Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

“Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.”

[hugginq]