oh fuck its a blog

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Next yuri note ref sheet, presenting L “my only friend is a serial killer I am actively investigating” Lawliet

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yuri of the week

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What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

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what the fuck is this newspaper

[grezzirossi]

It was distracting

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[xphaiea]

Peruvian textile fragment

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Basically it's like this

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Obsessed with these crazy bitches

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Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

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I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

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Sister exercises. Exercises you do with your sister. In a hotel.

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Pros of Murcielago anime adaptation: more people will learn about kuroko the eight foot tall lesbian serial killer who eats pussy like its the last food on earth.

Cons of Murcielago anime adaptation: the discourse will genuinely kill people

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mercilessly smooching my smoochhole cuddledump gf until she knows just what her kissmeat body is for

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miss wants to make her little loveslut the star of her own no-holds-refused blissed-out snugdump event

[mleprae]

obsessed with this video

[mewvore]

are you going to buy snacks for the demon outside the 7-11

[mewvore]

to everyone who said yes, you are now married. congrats!

[mewvore]

Demon Wife à la carte by Night Fox Works

Your Demon Wife doing Married Couple things

your wife is now in a video game btw

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