oh fuck its a blog

Im gonna play canasta with your grandma and then im gonna push her down the stairs Twitter

[kalamik1tty]

it backfired (based on a comment on my insta)

[felipeiv]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

its important to be a glasses girl

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[lakemojave]

Work sucks you wanna come to my house and play perverts together?

[more-dead-cats]

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[indigosfindings]

admonishing teacher: and would you still behave this way if the earth cracked open to reveal an unyielding tract of slavering organs ?

naughty child: i would unveil my terrible opus

moral: the child's opus is too hideous to behold

[64mpg]

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

[bigscaryartist]

Calstone Light O introduction

[bigscaryartist]

Follow up with her new cute household pet cat

[captain-price-returns]

If you’re an Iranian soldier and die, the government recognises how you’re a immortal martyred hero

If you’re an American soldier in Operation Epstein fury they talk about how you are a Quirk Chungus who loved brands

[captain-price-returns]

Getting blown up by a Shahed and they start talking about how you had a ridge wallet, a Gamer Supps subscription, loved your Raycon headphones and accumulated 6k worth of credit card debt playing raid shadow legends

[gumi-megpoidd]

yaoi is NOT REAL and men DO NOT EXIST

[gumi-megpoidd]

[pjackk]

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

[tgatbc]

[toskarin]

thinking about the damage discounted saber mousepad with the inverted nipples. they should've charged more for it but that's just my opinion

[toskarin]

I'm sorry I'm fighting demons and today I lost

[toskarin]

[running back on stage and grabbing the mic] they should make ones like this ON PURPOSE