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RMH
Sade Olutola
Show & Tell

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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occasionally subtle

Discoholic 🪩

oozey mess
todays bird
One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
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I like the fact that the app version has a ”gif” filter for the tag search, but not on the desktop version
when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)
Op are you ok?
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#y’all are surprised at this but i could tell from watching Good Eats this man is into some shit#someone who is THAT into precision and optimizing processes is probably good at giving directions in other walks of life iykwim (via @bitca)
this is the funniest graph on the internet
i think that the best part is that without the context of the post its from is that it just really looks like the dark Christian age that everyone started to just get really stupid for no reason
Your gym pics on IG are so hot, I wanna eat your ass
so yall into musty ass?
One time I went to the bar in my rugby shrort shorts and a perfectly hot daddy was playing and grabbing my ass and he stuck his hand into my shorts and I told him to hold up cuase I didn’t prepare; I wasn’t expecting to douche just in case someone wanted to finger me in the club.
That fact that I told him I didn’t clean turns him on and he just stuck his whole finger in, digging in whatever o got, pulled out and licked his finger clean
Why
Why does it have to be this hot daddy I thought as I walked the other way and never seeing him again
I know it’s 2018 and we’re all very vocal, honest and open these days but if we could all read this post and learn to just keep somethings to ourselves we might reach world peace a few years sooner.
Anyways I’m a straight porn blog now
All 100of you will have to suffer wirh me. Im sorry
^^^ go find that daddy I’m sure he’ll dig it out for you
It’s 9:27Am and I’m subjected to this wildness
me every day on this website
On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.” Me:
I don’t know what this means. I’ve never filled out a form that said that.
they’re asking you to disclose if you’re transgender. legally, they can’t ask or consider someone’s gender in hiring someone, so they get around it by giving you the option of telling them yourself. if you “volunteer” the information, that’s legal.
its like when they try to figure out if you’re poor by asking if you have “reliable transportation,” hoping that ppl will explain that they dont have a car without actually being asked. things like that.
its a scummy thing to do, especially in this case where theyre presenting it like a “diversity” thing.
^^^^ Never answer those questions honestly if you actually want the job.
My managers have personally told people that anyone who puts anything like that outside of just “male or female” gets their application tossed immediately. Btw if an interviewer asks if you have reliable transportation, don’t say anything but “yes I do” that’s it!!!!! Don’t say another word don’t say you take the bus or walk or bike or get rides or uber don’t say anything!!!!! Just say yes and that is it they cannot require any sort of proof of transportation.
Shit. I didn’t know that about transportation but I'mma start doing it now.
Hot Topic and Torrid do this FYI
When I was 16, I filled out an application at Taco John’s that asked if I knew of any condition or reason I might have where I would need to take time off from work within the next nine months. IE “Are you pregnant?”
I haven’t even eaten there since because they’re filthy assholes trying to get around discriminatory hiring practices.
my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time
THIS ONE!!!!
I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:
Chaotic Good
*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!
If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.
Here!
Plus some more^^
getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling
this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich
concept: I am granted one wish by the universe, which is to live long enough to see the continents form back into one large supercontinent. For hundreds of years, I bide my times meeting new people, learning new hobbies, taking part in life and culture. For thousands of years, I explore new planets now that space travel is easily accessible. Eventually, I am grounded on earth for good, for millions of years. Mostly alone.
With no humans left to make conversation, I wander at my leisure, sometimes sitting for a very long time, sometimes walking for months on end, swimming across seas, cataloguing the rise and fall of plants and animals, doing cartwheels up mountains, and napping for millennia at a time near fault lines so I can be rocked to sleep by the rumble of the Earth.
Every few million years, I make my way back to the very edge of one continent and watch the progress of the convergence. I swim across the gap and take a look at it from the other side. I try to remember my geology 101 class from 50 million years ago. I can’t remember why continents move in the first place. I decide it doesn’t matter why. They just are.
Eventually, it’s been 125 million years. I don’t know that exactly, of course. I haven’t been keeping track. But there is only about 10 meters left between the final land masses that need to meet to satisfy me. Of course, by now, the land is one large mass, but I’ve been waiting for it to meet in this particular spot. For more than 100 million years. So I sit and wait.
Some sort of insect hops onto my knee. This is amazing, I think. I haven’t seen an insect around here in 10,000 years. Where did it come from? I’m staring at it until it eventually dies, and then I stare at its body until it becomes dust. Finally, I look back up.
The continents have come together. I wasn’t paying attention. I fuckin’ missed it.
“oh my god” the universe says. “to fulfill your wish you have to SEE it happen, you were VERY specific. now you have to wait for them to separate and come together AGAIN.”
I go look for more bugs.
if i lived in the wild west i would be kicked by a horse and the sharp edge of the hoof would give me a deep wound and i would die of necrotizing fasciitis at age 17
if i lived in medieval times i would be kicked by a horse and lose my balance and crush my skull on a large rock and die of brain trauma at age 17
but i live in the computer age and im immortal babey!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey robin wanna stand next to this horse for a second
boy do i ever!!
good! this horse is your friend and will never harm you :)
cant say the same!
i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.
so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.
it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”
and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher
and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said
“call bungalow instead.”
and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing
guys i found something revolutionary
i found the site where the arcades get their prizes
it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these
for 9 cents a piece
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
hey guyz guysz did you ever find yourself lost in the woods and lie. just. wish you brought 144 compasses?
you’ve given me access to the worst kind of power
I found the candy section. Thought I’d save everyone some time by linking it here.
You could watch five or six Marvel movies
or just one
Like a Virgin: an A-Z of concept literature
Want to explore a concept, literary style or period? Not sure where to start? Here are books to touch you for the very first time.
A - Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Laissez-faire capitalism is the answer to everything.
B - Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. Alienating effects of a society in which humans are treated as mere resources.
C - The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx. What is this socialism of which they speak? This pamphlet explains.
D - Dubliners by James Joyce. Modernist short story collection on the human condition.
E - The Elements of Style by William Strunk Jr. How to write reel purty.
F - The Female Eunuch by Germaine Greer. 70s identity politics classic given to odd rants and wobbly logic. Bring a mirror.
G - Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon. Almost nobody’s read it, and nobody likes the people who have.
H - The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood. Gender divides and fundamentalism are bad for everyone.
I - I Capture The Castle by Dodie Smith. Life with an eccentric 1930s English family isn’t a bowl of cherries.
J - Jeeves and Wooster by PG Wodehouse. Why so serious? Fun, fast-paced and hilarious adventures of a toff and his butler.
K - Kiss of the Spider Woman by Manuel Puig. Two people in a cell in 1970s Argentina fight to stay sane and alive. Postmodern, but in a good way.
L - The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula LeGuin. Intrigue and adventure on a world in which almost no one has a fixed gender.
M - Monkey (or Journey to the West) by Wu Cheng'en. The comic adventures of a monk and his folkloric companions as they travel west to retrieve the sutras which will save China from immorality.
N - Northern Lights by Phillip Pullman. The anti-Narnia trilogy on why religion is bad.
O - Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. Human nature meets loneliness and depression-era capitalism.
P - The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. The life of a libertine, to be read on the surface and between the lines.
Q - The Qur'an (or Koran). Take the first step in understanding the cultural influence of this 7th century contribution to the Abrahamic faiths by reading the original.
R - A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf. Short treatise on how the burden of unpaid domestic labour impacts the artist.
S - Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut. Why war is stupid, from someone who knows.
T - Titus Groan by Mervyn Peake. This baroque fantasy, with its lush prose and weird cast makes David Lynch seem vanilla.
U - Utopia by Thomas More. 16th century sci-fi set on an island and examining what a progressive society might look like.
V - A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan. This won the Pulitzer. Why? No one knows. Read this to learn how out-of-touch the establishment truly is.
W - Watership Down by Richard Adams. If you’ve never wept over the fate of rabbits, start now.
X - Sonnet XXV by Bill Shakespeare. A modest, cheerful sonnet reminding us love is better than glory.
Y - The Yellow Wall-paper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. Novella featuring a woman driven mad by a rest cure, a decorative scheme, and the patriarchy.
Z - Thus Spake Zarathustra by Nietzsche. Just kidding. Don’t read Nietzsche.
(lgbtqiap+) book recommendations
I was asked about book recs so I’m making this my masterpost, which I’ll update periodically! Also I’m making it a priority to give lgbt+ recs and try to be as specific as I can; other books that are not lgbt+ are listed at the bottom under the cut.
LGBTQIAP+ REP
(I’m going with what rep I remember, someone tell me if I’m missing something or if there’s a mistake!)
(I’m only going to include main characters and relationships)
(MG=middle grade; YA= young adult; A=adult; NA=new adult)
Trilogies:
Shades of Magic by V.E. Schwab (YA)
Rep:
the author has said that nobody in the trilogy is straight
the author has said that one of the protagonists would identify as genderfluid if she lived in our world (but there are no labels in the world where the novel is set)
I consider what’s written above as canon
two bi men (canon within the book)
lgbt+ relationship:
genderfluid person (identified within canon as a woman for lack of labels)/cis man
bi man/bi man
Captive Prince by C.S. Pacat (A)
Rep:
gay man, bi man
this is a homonormative society where everyone is shown to be gay or bi
lgbt+ relationship:
gay man/bi man
All for the Game by Nora Sakavic (A)
Rep:
two gay men, one demisexual man
lgbt+ relationship:
gay man/demi man
The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater (YA)
Rep:
gay man, bi man
lgbt+ relationship:
gay man/bi man
Duologies:
Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo (YA)
Rep:
gay man, bi man (canon, within the book)
bi woman (canon, confirmed by the author but not explicit within the book)
lgbt+ relationship:
gay man/bi man
The Abyss Surrounds Us by Emily Skrutskie (YA)
lgbt+ relationship:
woman/woman
Standalones:
Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli (YA)
Rep:
gay man
lgbt+ relationship:
man/man
Theme:
coming out
Peter Darling by Austin Chant (YA)
Rep:
trans man
gay or bi man
lgbt+ relationship:
trans man/cis man
Theme:
coming out
transphobia
Queens of Geek by Jen Wilde (YA)
Rep:
bi woman, lesbian woman
lgbt+ relationship:
bi woman/lesbian woman
Theme:
biphobia
The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
lgbt+ relationship:
man/man
The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee (YA)
Rep:
bi man, gay man
ace woman
lgbt+ relationship:
man/man
Theme:
homo-, biphobia
How to Repair a Mechanical Heart by J.C. Lillis (YA)
Rep:
gay man, bi man
lgbt+ relationship:
man/man
Theme:
self acceptance
homophobia
A&B by J.C. Lillis (YA)
Rep:
bi woman, lesbian woman
lgbt+ relationship:
woman/woman
The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black (YA)
Rep:
gay man
lgbt+ relationship:
man/man
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Sáenz (YA)
Rep:
two gay men
lgbt+ relationship:
man/man
Theme:
coming out
George by Alex Gino (MG)
Rep:
trans girl
Theme:
coming out
Symptoms of Being Human by Jeff Garvin (YA)
Rep:
genderfluid person
lgbt+ relationship:
genderfluid person/woman
Theme:
coming out
Uncompleted series:
The Nevernight Chronicle by Jay Kristoff (A)
Rep:
two bi women
lgbt+ relationships:
bi woman/man
bi woman/woman
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