[breezefall]

So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy

[wheretheprettythingslive-deacti]

Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy

[fulokis]

Netflix’s warning for Ragnarok has “brief suggestive content” and really how brief is this

[thesymski]

HIS OWN FATHER….

[bob-belcher]

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[mexicanheaux]

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

[astora-deactivated20200904]

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

[mexicanheaux]

[atombombbaby]

Jesus was a Bethesda character

got stuck in a t-pose for literally hours

respawned three days after dying

glitched up into the sky a few days later, never to be seen again

[averagefairy]

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

[zonecassette]

[flopryn]

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

I thought it couldn’t get more ridiculous from the headline but I read it…

[gochellzgo-deactivated20170221]

Read the whole thing. Bruh

[the-lonely-demon-deactivated202]

and a baby alligator

[goobra]

this was absolutely wild from start to finish

[stromcuzewon]

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

[cultofthepigeon]

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

[jashgreen-blog]

Rihanna was shoooook!

[aaliyahbreaux]

PLEASE SHE SNATCHED IT BACK SO QUICK

[devon-aoki]

damn he gave the crowd their money’s worth 

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Lmaooooo

[with-practice]

This is so fucking funny!!!

[sobeitjayt]

she was like “oh fuck no he aint bouta upstage me”

[skkiinnnyy]

bruh 😂

[sepulchritude]

I hate people who reluctantly say they’re okay wth abortions but stipulate ~not late term abortions~

listen. no one spends eight months being pregnant and then wakes up one day like “nah nvm let’s kill it”

people getting late term abortions WANTED the baby! they’ve already picked out cute baby outfits! they’ve painted the nursery a cute pastel color! they’ve made lists of names!

if they’re getting an abortion at eight months it’s because they HAVE TO. because the baby is dying or killing them.

I don’t want to hear shit from y'all pro life assholes about these grieving parents.

[orarewedancy]

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

[orarewedancy]

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

[chrispineofficial]

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

I don’t know who I am anymore after this…

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