David S. Pumpkins

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Sometimes I wonder why I don't have a great body Then I remember that one time I fell asleep next to a bag of chocolate chips so they all melted together and the next night I ate a giant clump of chocolate

[therealdavidpumpkins]

Dan and Phil: in 2016 post a combined total of 99 videos, 2 youtube red movies, a photo book, complete an international tour, and do so much more

Phandom: complains that they post 3 videos a year

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@danisnotonfire @amazingphil Dan and Phil: in 2016 post a combined total of 99 videos, 2 youtube red movies, a photo book, complete an international tour, and do so much more Phandom: complains that they post 3 videos a year

[therealdavidpumpkins]

My brother asked what Yuri On Ice was, so I told him it was a documentary of Brendon Urie's career as a figure skater.

[therealdavidpumpkins]

Go sign the petition!1!!!1!!

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I was shopping for a David S Pumpkins costume when i came across this suit. It's one of the better ones i found so i might have gotten it, if it wasn't such a bad ombre.

[therealdavidpumpkins]

Sometimes i forget how i ugly i am Then i look in a mirror

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Roses are red I is spook queen I am excite For Halloween

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Some guys want sex, others want video games, but there are the rare few who

[therealdavidpumpkins]

I told my friend that i was texting a boy and i couldn’t understand half of the things he said and she said its because i don’t have enough experience with boys to understand them, but ho, do you understand this?

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My parents take PokemonGo really seriously

My mom told me to get in the car because we were going to my favorite restaurant for lunch, but instead we are now at a park in the middle of nowhere, and have been for 4 hours because she read online somewhere that there were Voltorbs nearby.

[therealdavidpumpkins]

I'm not suicidal, i just have a death kink. Kill me please daddy.