The Engineer

My combination of gender identity and sexuality can only be described as ☼♫◄►↕¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼

[ithelpstodream]

[chefpyro]

Damn it, this is legitimately my new favourite Steven Universe song. I can’t even bring myself to edit it. It’s all just so powerful.

[infinite-scratch]

Holy shit that was beautiful.

[hbreckel]

Having been through so much heartache relationship wise throughout  my life it’s super hard to not cry watching this.

[animalsnaps]

cutest posts imaginable!

[kvothetheravenclaw]

Headcanon that the Ravenclaw door allows entry to those who willingly and humbly admit that they do not know the answer or that their answer is wrong, because having an open mind and awareness of the limits of your intellect is proof of wisdom.

[improbablenormality]

Supplementary headcanon that there are a lot of good answers, because the door opens for good reasoning, good arguments, and the way your mind hacks away at the problem, not the actual answer itself.

[fallcaesar]

Tertiary headcanon that the door will no longer open for puns, no matter how clever.

[darkersolstice]

Quaternary headcanon that at least once a year, there’s an unsolveable riddle to force all the Ravenclaws to humble themselves and admit they don’t know everything.

[mixfox]

Why do white people own so many pets? Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore. ***** What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it. ***** how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.” ***** A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching? To catch a predator. ***** Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five? They can’t even ***** What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[helllohartbig]

emotional range of a watercress sandwich is the most brutal and polite insult I’ve ever known

[hirschest]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[surprisebitch]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[the-duchess-of-spring-fling]

@theuntemperedschismv

[star-spangled-jackass]

I’M NEVER PREPARED FOR THIS

[ex0skeletal]

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

The first one is a very polite bun

[blazepress]

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[arreisofavalon]

So much reblog It’s very wow Can this Doge meme finally die now?

[wingsonghalo]

It’s spoopy how fast the memes spread They’ll never die until we’re [glances at smudged writing on hand] bread

[fuks]

[tzznylnd]

Shit

[stachionalgeographic]

WHOWHATHOWWHAT?

[imbrycewayne]

DYING

[thechubbynerd]

The last one oh my GOD

[oldspice]

I guess this proves that true friendship can only be achieved through scent-based marketing fights.

[madridista-4-life]

Steven Universe - Fusion (Short)

Here’s the new Steven Universe short!

“Garnet takes over a dance studio to teach Steven about fusion!”

[brucebocchi]

i heard there was a john cena meme

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

We’ll all pay for the crimes we’ve committed someday

[roll-4-it]

welp that’s a wrap, full circle and the internet is over, everybody go back to your lives

[princessdawnauroreon-deactivate]

Nobody has been able to successfully fool me with this meme in forever but I didn’t even expect it there Congratulations

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

this show broke my brain and now it’s your turn

[lumpytoast]

bless Nanalan for showing the rest of the world that Canada is completely capable of entertainment

[weloveshortvideos]

Kmart deserves commercial of the year

[esperhabasi]

i….

[stanford-pines]

okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby 

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

[jabonion-deactivated20240130]

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

[leapyearfrog-deactivated2022103]

[cloudstreamer-deactivated201710]

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

[gaydaphne-blog]

CANON