youll always have a part of me

[depsidase]

[sheikh-wes]

not a secret, just not your business

[freethehippies-deactivated20160]

[chaoticneutralwife]

im a different girl every hour u have to understand this

[palmvaults]

[fullbottles]

get revenge on those who wronged you by continuing to like the things you used to enjoy together, then re-contextualize and re-interpret them to suit your own personal enjoyment without worrying about what they might think. it’s yours now. reclaim your joy

[noturfknbaby]

I deleted your city from my weather app, you’re dead to me pal

[sirkrabs]

[animate-mush]

When did "body count" stop meaning murder?

[argumate]

it didn’t.

[best-friend-quads]

You see, some women have trouble getting out of awkward sexual situations by setting clear boundaries, so they resort to murder instead

[argumate]

it solves the problem! without the awkwardness of a difficult conversation about boundaries!

[afloweroutofstone]

Fun fact: by court order, no Burger King franchise is allowed to operate within this black circle, a 20 mile radius around an independent local restaurant named Burger King that had used the name first

[catastrophicerror]

habitable zone

[copperbadge]

I’ve wanted to visit it for years. The town it’s in also has a Bagelfest that looks extremely entertaining. 

[fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces]

[scaphandrah-deactivated20251120]

omg

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[roboticonography]

My friend’s four-year-old put on a backyard puppet show for me, the sole audience member.

Halfway through the show, she asked me if I liked it, and I replied, “I can’t wait to see what happens next! I’m on the edge of my seat!”

Hearing this, she carefully put down her puppets, came over to where I was sitting, and explained, “You can use the whole seat. It’s more comfy.”

[synthient]

absolutely fascinated by this raw pixels on an emulator vs how the game was actually supposed to look on old tvs twitter

[ask-maxie-boy]

People say that old games dont look as good as they remember

Its because they legitimately dont.

[crtter]

The “fuzz” from CRT monitors was something that was definitely accounted for and taken advantage of back in the day when it came to video games! While this effect is noticeable in 3D games, it’s MUCH more visible when it comes to 2D sprites:

Just look how much more depth these simple sprites of Princess Peach and Bowser from Super Mario RPG seem to have when seen through the “dots” of a CRT TV screen!

[bogleech]

I somehow did not know this!?!?!?

[triplebackflip]

One of the clearest examples of this is using the effect for transparent waterfalls in the MegaDrive Sonic games

[hive-heart]

My absolutely favourite example of this is with Dracula's eyes in Castlevania

[afloweroutofstone]

“We wouldn’t have to deal with the Delta variant if it weren’t for a bunch of uneducated people refusing to get their vaccine”

No, we would still have had to deal with the Delta variant, because neither Trump nor Biden showed any interest in distributing US vaccine stockpiles internationally during the early months when it could have had the greatest impact in dampening Delta’s spread throughout India. Public health experts explicitly warned policymakers at the time that this vaccine nationalism would enable the global spread of variants. But this explanation doesn’t let anyone in America feel superior to anyone else, so it won’t catch on

[joshpeck]

god gives her toughest battles to her silliest gooses

[joshpeck]

you good?

[trashboat]

he only wants you to call him daddy so he can claim you as a dependent

[grox]