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[beefbologna]

[kushblazer666]

[discountscoobyart]

we didn't get any sk8 news but these boys at least got their snacks

[foooolishghoul]

*dresses them up like barbie dolls*

[clocktower3iso]

Get high and start acting like Leland Palmer

[meshimellow]

[frogwhomp]

I have been getting a couple things in my replys and dms and want to warn people about an ongoing scam that predates on your kindness. they will lock you out of your account.

The scam goes as follows:

someone will message you that they accidentally reported your account

they will instruct you to reach out to someone on discord

over discord they will try to get your tumblr credentials and steal your account.

One big red flag is tumblr staff will never reach out to you via discord. you should only expect all official staff communication to be from their offical support email.

I also would suggest to examine screenshots you get from anyone dming you. look closley, look for editing or any mis-matcjing fonts. the person i got had obviously replaced a peice of text with a mismatching font.

I have seen a few other people with prolific accounts be taken by this tactic. they exploit your kindness and use the fear of tumblrs broken flagging system to their advantage.

[milk5]

sheltered poster: Bro is going wild like a gorilla on ketamine!

poster that wants to look darkly chic: its obvious they have no idea what ketamine does.

The lovesick swede: When wiell i find my so sweets honeybee

[sadfaceclown]

Ashley also known as squidkid1111 took their own life after facing bullying from the cosplay community due to them being a cosplayer of color. Rest in peace.

[uptownlowdown]

a reminder that racism in fandom/nerd/hobby spaces has real life consequences, and is not something you can simply filter or block out of existence. people whine about “serious” topics ruining fandom, meanwhile Black fans are routinely belittled and harassed simply for existing in these spaces.

rest in eternal power, ash. i’m so sorry this happened to you.

[creatingblackcharacters]

Also, because they were* a Black cosplayer. Not just "of color", they're not synonymous. Say Black, please. Harassment for cosplaying while Black comes from nonblack fans of color, too. Many Black cosplayers will tell you of the baffling experience.

*correction: I heard they went by she/they but the post says they. My apologies.

[memorycycle]

thats right we have eyes on our target. you want me to suck the milk out of his cookie? the milk out of his cookie. the cookie hes holding and dipping in the milk. our target is eating the cookie. shall i suck the milk out of it? targets cookie is laden with milk. alert! proceed? proceed with milk evacuation. your orders sir. we have eyes on him sir. milk is in the cookie sir.

[dast-hausen]

David Dastmalchian

📷 Gina Manning

[bunniope]

people complain about the top shortage but the REAL problem is that no one fw tops who can't host...we need a paradigm shift. bottoms need to start making money and acquiring a trophy top to keep on retainer *realizes this is really close to knighthood and i get so horny that my kneecaps explode* oughh

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you KNOW i don’t give a shit about celebrities of any kind. but Lizzo’s halloween pics are sending me flying around the room

[cheaphalloweencostume]

crying

[pansexualkiba]

Not yall saying this is chuck tingle...... like no disrespect to the dr but this is clearly quan millz

[thewickedavatar]

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

[thewickedavatar]

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

[coughloop]

they should kill this guy

[coughloop]

dumb jerk was just a problem the whole ass time always geting every body into trouble why even keep him around they should have thrown him into the balrog and let him absorb his idiot life force energy

[boyboobs]

but he looks so scampish you cant kill a scamper

[coughloop]

he should scample off the edge of the stupid flat world he probably believes in

[boyboobs]

scample eggs 🤤

[coughloop]

scample eggs 🤤

[therealgoop]

[venonomnomicon]

tumblrs version of havana syndrome is the unique form of auditory processing issue that like 1000 fandom posters will claim to have that happens to manifest exclusively when they listen to rap

[hellothepixel]

[charl0ttan]

[halondrus]

I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!