Goblin Max

26 | they | Goth | i have vampire experience | a live ornamental hermit looking for a vampire mansion

[daenerys-targaryen]

[stervrucht]

Realization

[chillyfeetsteak]

[krudman]

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[amygdalae]

NYPD are like uuuuh we still haven't found the killer but we did find footage of a different, equally mysterious man with rogueish charisma and a dazzling smile. If that helps

[squidwardsseventhtentacle]

The NYPD is offering a $10,000 reward for info on the guy who shot the UHC CEO. On the same day he was shot, I received a $45,000 bill from UHC. That reward money wouldn't even cover a quarter of it. I hope my man never gets caught. Fuck Brian, fuck UHC, and fuck the entire U.S. healthcare system.

[gaylor-moon]

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[jewish-sideblog]

When I was in kindergarten I saw a painting of the American Revolutionary War. I asked my mom, “Who were the good guys and who were the bad guys?” And she said, “That’s not really how war works. It’s not like a TV show. Both sides thought they were right, otherwise they wouldn’t have been fighting.” And my seven year old ass went “Oh ok”

Anyway having internalized that fun fact in literally kindergarten? It surprises me how many college-educated adults still don’t seem to know about it.

[paradiseismade]

OP your mum is correct but also you realise this was literally about the American Civil War where there very much was a good guys and bad guys side?

Like I appreciate the sentiment but it's one of the few wars where you can very easily pick the side that was validated by history.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It says American Revolutionary War

[chronicpaingirlie]

btw the palestinian children’s relief fund is currently running a fundraiser & is more than halfway to their goal of $10,000 !

here’s a link for anyone who is willing & able to donate, please share so it can reach more people, especially as the weather grows colder & these children are desperately lacking resources.

(at $5,314 / $10,000 as of December 1)

[talbatross]

[gwen-daria-deactivated20250720]

thanks to Spider-Man 2 we can all rest easy knowing that New Yorkers are willing to come together to protect the anonymity of a masked hero

[unprettyextra]

UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting latest: Suspect's backpack had Monopoly money: Sources

The manhunt for the suspect who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has now entered its fourth day as authorities learn more about hi

[unpretty]

a decoy backpack full of monopoly money???

[unpretty]

okay wait actually i need to add the context of this other article i read yesterday

Police in the area of Central Park where the backpack was discovered secured the area, bagged the piece of evidence and sent it, unopened, to the lab, the law enforcement official told CNN. It will not be opened until it reaches the lab. An NYPD spokesperson confirmed to CNN a backpack was found in the park but said it “still has to be processed.” Investigators are treating the discovery like a dead body, being very careful not to damage any potential evidence, a law enforcement official told CNN. The backpack along with any physical material found surrounding it, was removed by an excavator, the source said.

they went through all that and then they finally opened the backpack and it was full of monopoly money

[catchymemes]

[animentality]

[catchymemes]

[femmeidiot]

sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault