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She/Her So here we have this giant enemy blog. Not really any blog type. I just reblog things that I like. (◠‿◠✿)

[anik]

i love this guy

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[zetrystan]

Not a werewolf.

[zetrystan]

The disappearance. 🐑

[zetrystan]

The worst snowman.

[zetrystan]

As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑

Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:

[call-me-noa]

play Kingdom Hearts

[lakemojave]

Addendum:

Are the same person

Not the same person

Play kingdom hearts

[r4cs0]

[pandarson]

showed this to my brother and he made this

thanks I understand even less

[the-irken-pony]

[cozycryptidcorner]

I got one of those “active warrant” scams and baby I believed it right until they asked for money. Unfortunately because the police in America are, at best, blithely incompetent, all of the holes in the story i chalked up to “well yes these dudes are fucking morons. they are also known to lie to scare people”

first inconsistency: they were using an old address from four years ago back when i was living in chicago. they then said "and we've alerted your landlord about the situation" and i said "which one? since you don't know where i live."

he said "i never said that and i'm filing this in your compliance file" i had to mute the phone to giggle (mind you i still thought i was dealing with real cops)

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[wordfather]

[zingmin]

you said it goofy

[andmaybegayer]

it is sort of crazy that electric car batteries are just big cubes of 18650's. It's like a child's idea of how you make a big battery. Stick a shitload of AA's together.

[raginrayguns]

especially if the child has seen inside a 9V battery

I didn't think about this until I was an adult wondering what the fuck chemical reaction has a 9 eV electron transfer

[livelovelaugh-777]

[cottoncandysprite]

White Boy Why....

[sqweegee]

yo mama so asexual

[sqweegee]

oh shi

[sparklingbog]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Dorothea's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[parakeet]

thinking about rabbish. charming character

[auttentiondeficitaggretsuko]

"oh, you are literally cutes, where did you come from?"

"thanks DuckDuckGo. great interpretation of double quotes around a query"

[parakeet]

Lmaoooo

It’s from billy hatcher and the giant egg for the GameCube

[duel-of-the-dolls]

LEGO Minifigure of the Day: Rococo Aristocrat

[gar-wafflez]

@lesserknownwaifus

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind