Wheels

[mighty-eltingville-manner]

[polycrews]

how we feeling intermissionists

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[therealobnoxiousomicron]

some artfight attacks unfortunately i will not be able to do any more until like the 20th since my BIG STUPID ASS left my computer at home

[boofinator]

Tiles

[homestucktheory612]

HOMESTUCK THEORY

the cheerub "calliop" might secretly be "alt!calliop" from from the very same comic!

my proof:

[i-am-a-fish]

I would really like to make cool art but tragically my artistic capabilities are not up to the same standard as the media I consume. in order to remedy this feeling I will continue to create absolutely nothing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"Remember, remember the 5th of November" wasn't instructional it was like, a curse i think

[rylandgraces]

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

[pangur-and-grim]

nobody ever wants to scroll through livestock deformities on the couch with me….

[cosmicanger]

[catgirlforeskin]

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

[catgirlforeskin]

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

[ice-cream-asker-deactivated2026]

maybe

how old is she

[catgirlforeskin]

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

[ouppykittygirlmurderinstinct]

she looking for another dog?

[catgirlforeskin]

NO

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

[catgirlforeskin]

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

[queen-mihai]

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

[catgirlforeskin]

I have a name

[unoisveimved-un-medicated]

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

[catgirlforeskin]

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

[alyanas-little-hideout]

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

[catgirlforeskin]

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

[ironwoman359]

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

[catgirlforeskin]

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

[kittchuco]

New Coraline design drop

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[independent-thot-blog]

I'm sorry but I didn't see any reblogs with the follow-up and it's SO good

[luisonte]

Que ioputa

[wizardshark]

Oh you're gonna wanna unmute this one

[catgirltoofies]

stop using google chrome. switch to mozilla firefox.

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

also put on these fox ears and this tail plug and start mewling

[catgirltoofies]

you don't have to do that

[plaguedocboi]

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

[plaguedocboi]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

G: Like a Gameboy?

J: Like a Gameboy!

G: But Jerry, Gameboys are plastic! Waffle irons, they-they heat! They’ve gotta be made of metal. The plastic would melt!

J: I don’t know, George. Technology these days! They got them space-age polymers. They could make a waffle iron outta polymers-

G: Polymers, polymers! What do you know about polymers?

J: I know things!

G: You wouldn’t know a polymer from an amorphous metal!

J: What are you talking about?

G: I don’t know, I read an article.

J: Of course. An article.

(KRAMER enters. Audience cheers.)

K: You talking ‘bout that new NASA article? It’s disgraceful the things they’ve been doing with carbon these days. Disgraceful!

G: Jerry thinks waffle irons should be see-through.

K: Why?

J: They seem unsupervised! I wanna know what’s going on in there!

K: Well why should you get to know? See I think they deserve some privacy. We live in a police state, Jerry! Constant surveillance! The government, first they’ll be wanting to see the waffles cook, next they’re trying to find out how the air fryer fries! Before you know it you’ve got the CIA barging in on your slow-cooker without a warrant! A watched pot never boils, Jerry!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Maybe the cast of Seinfeld doesn't care but the waffle iron also needs to be able to conduct heat