oz

24 - they/he - queer - wizard (in the d&d sense) - i swear a lot

[therearevampiresinmywardrobe]

pinned post let's go

i'm oz, he/they, twenty-something years old. mainly i shitpost and sometimes i write things. please look at my ao3, where i write said things.

left wing and lgbtq+ friendly. if that bothers you get out. or send me anon hate if it makes you feel better about yourself.

that is all

[therearevampiresinmywardrobe]

she moon on my pig until i .com

[writingdose]

this and also the only difference between fanfic writers and writers who sell their own original works as careers is that fanfics aren’t monetized. that’s all.

being a “professional” writer doesn’t mean your works are inherently better than fanfics. I’ve read so many fics that are more professionally written than some published books.

whether or not a piece of writing is monetized has nothing to do with its quality.

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[therearevampiresinmywardrobe]

fucking finally

[therearevampiresinmywardrobe]

dont mind me just hanging out with my two submissive italian girlfriends

[therearevampiresinmywardrobe]

i spend an hour trying to get to sleep and as soon as i get up again to break up the frustration and monotony, my body has the audacity to start yawning? fuck off

[therearevampiresinmywardrobe]

i don’t know if The Algorithm has decided I want to hear about Anthony Head’s death more than other people’s

either way i wanted to add my voice to the chorus

rest in peace Anthony Head. you were and still are a very important person to a lot of people, and I think you were to me, too. I think there is sometimes comfort knowing that, even though you’ve never met someone, they are out there, making the world better just by being in it, and some of that was lost with you. thank you for everything. i’m glad my existence overlapped with yours for a bit.

[bunpoizonz]

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

[bunpoizonz]

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

[bunpoizonz]

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

[therearevampiresinmywardrobe]

enjoy your burger

[rennerei]

✨The song we couldn't write✨

[self-loving-vampire]

Estranged parents are a joke. They're still generally terrible and harmful people, but at their core they are also clowns.

[self-loving-vampire]

"Forgotten father" here is not gonna make it.

[jabberwockypie]

#oh believe me she remembers you and her friends are calling you a dipshit in the groupchat  (tag via @kuttithevangu)

[therearevampiresinmywardrobe]

she spoonerise on my idiom until hell comes home

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[grickle14]

It had come to that.

[luna-azzurra]

FACIAL MICRO EXPRESSIONS FOR WRITERS <3

[animentality]

[quasi-normalcy]

The rookie mistake in fiction writing is assuming that short stories will be easier to write than novels because they're smaller. No. This is the equivalent to thinking that it's easier to make a pocket watch than grandfather clock. Short stories are complex engineering problems.

[quasi-normalcy]

You need to find a way to pack all of the things that a story needs into a tiny like box without it overheating.

[therearevampiresinmywardrobe]

“subtle foreshadowing” was the worst meme I have ever seen and i’m glad it’s dead