*coolest*

i have no idea what i am doing. please send an adult.

[funnilyrelatable]

Best sites to kill time on

Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?

** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**

• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry

• The Oatmeal - funny web comics

• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….

• The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious

• Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.

• Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says

• Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here

• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old

• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics

• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little

• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great

And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility

[lonelyteengurlz]

omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester

[relishboi]

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

[relishboi]

have to do everything myself

[a13xmorgs]

[silverhawk]

amazon, i will absolutely consider these items.

[sailorssouls]

That old bloke wouldn’t even look us in the eye.

[girlrose]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my favorite sport is jousting. except without the pole because thats too dangerous. just riding my horse angrily towards another guy riding a horse angrily, that is my passion

[bitchycode]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[salty-pidgeon-blog]

me, writing a chapter at 2 am: this is going to be a bestseller!!! harry potter better watch out!!!

me, reading it the next day:

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha

[calamity-blossom]

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[crimewave420]

kill

[therectumoftruth]

me: there are over 400 species of sharks

discovery channel: i can't believe there's only one shark

me: makos, blues, white tips, black tips, lemon, sawtooth, nurse sharks, cookie cutter, basking, whale,

discovery channel: There Is One Shark And His Name Is Jaws

[therectumoftruth]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[dailyniall]

casual

[therectumoftruth]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[saltrat88]