Adult Dirtbag

Erica, 22, Floridian, Haitian, wannabe writer/philosopher/artist/billionaire

[finding-shanti-deactivated20130]

Everyone who reblogs this will have their url drawn and all fancied up and sent to your inbox. Why? Because I'm crazy. Ends on Dec. 4th at midnight aka 28 hours . GO GO GO.

[thereisnocohesivetheme]

eh hem, it’s been 10 years. still waiting on mine. 

[thereisnocohesivetheme]

Do you have a Valentine?

Yes, his name is Jesus Christ my lord and savior. 

[thereisnocohesivetheme]

I asked myself this. 

It’s been long enough to admit it. 

[picturegaga-deactivated20180417]

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

8 year old me : 

[thereisnocohesivetheme]

I was like ... we wasn’t no 8 when this song came out, we was like 13. Then I realized.... it’s not we.

[horrorandhalloween]

[polniaczek]

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[thereisnocohesivetheme]

typing "ahs" instead of "has"

[neogohann]

[adeles]

[beyoncebeytwice]

this changed me

[thereisnocohesivetheme]

Zoey would never had yt dreads she was woke

[gavlan-deactivated20170701]

as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo

[dollykills-deactivated20240929]

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

[dykely]

honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes let me help u pick out cereal and put fruits in bags bitch i LOVE u ❤️💛💚💙💜💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞🌟💫💕💖🌱☀️✨💗🌺❗️🌸🍃🌷🌹🌻💗❗️❗️

[thereisnocohesivetheme]

love language: quality time

[trappunzelll]

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[unsettlingstories]

Cursed image.

[maxinethejwalker]

This is the first thing you’ve posted that made me physically uncomfortable.

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[thereisnocohesivetheme]

one of my favorite memes

[imoquest]

we’re not so different, you and I ❤