“You know I’d offer to cook you dinner but you seem pretty miserable already” “You’re here to do your laundry?” “And to see a friend.”

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The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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$LAYYYTER
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Love Begins
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“You know I’d offer to cook you dinner but you seem pretty miserable already” “You’re here to do your laundry?” “And to see a friend.”
fire, air, water, earth
Loki: Transforms smooth af
Thor: BLAM-O LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE YOU HEARD
poetic cinema
Surprised loki didnt flinch at all with all that lightning coursing around him
he grew up with that guy, he’s used to it
Loki didn’t even transform, his suit was an illusion and he just took it off.
Yeah, Loki just dispelled the illusion, but Thor actually had to change clothes, so he needed the lightning blast to cover the ThunderPenis.
I’m convinced Loki is perma-nude and EVERY outfit you see is an illusion. Why deal with the discomfort of chafing pleather pants when you can just trick people into thinking you’re wearing clothes?
Also, “ThunderPenis” nearly killed me.
A teenage boy sitting behind me when I first saw this movie narrated the transformation with “BAM! Now we sexy!” and I hear it in my head every. single. time.
“Bam! Now we sexy” is my new headcanon for this scene. 😂
BAM! Now we sexy!
This was the #1 hit song in America on the day I was born.
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Baseball players are freaking amazing
The most beautiful words about his wife……
Serena Williams Wimbledon
I find it interesting how some people are responding to Serena’s loss to Kerber. Serena has won 23 grand slams and has dominated the sport for the past 20+ years. But apparently this loss marks “the end to her reign.” Like really? She gave birth just 10 months ago and had serious complications that almost cost her her life. People should be in awe of her accomplishments and her ability to make it to this Wimbledon final. She’s not even at 50%. She’s nowhere near the shape she was before. Her reign is far from over. And it’s really disheartening to see how much racism she has to deal with. Because everyone and their mama knows that if Serena was white, all these people would be talking about how incredible she is to be able to have made it this far this quick. What a phenomenal woman. She is the greatest athlete of all time and no one can take that away from her. I can’t wait to see her reach #24 and beyond.
Message Man - Twenty One Pilots
How (IN THE FUCKING HELL) is it that HE IS JUST FUCKING WALKING AND I’M OVER HERE, GASPING FOR AIR, FALLING OFF MY CHAIR, SLIPPING INTO OBLIVION! BITCH WHAT THE FUCK????????
OK I’m calm…I’m OK. I can breathe. UGH WHO AM I KIDDING, CALL 911.
“You either die as Human Torch, or live long enough to see yourself become super badass”
😍😍😍 my favourite couple
This is so beautiful. She was bullied on the bus at school because of skin this and did this self love exercise. She’s so beautiful and I hope she realizes it. You’re a diamond young black girl. Don’t let anyone or anything steal your joy!
😭😭 yes sunshine, you are beautiful.
I hate that she has to do this so young
This looks like the prologue of an award-winning-based-on-a-true-story film of the woman that solved cancer and/or became president
honestly. give her a show. she’s so pretty.
I love this so much, such a beautiful girl