If you know, you know

Dear god, I've been here for over a decade. I'm a moderately successful musician from a mid sized us city.

[despazito]

11 year old me coming home from school and watching mystery diagnosis until i got scared

[evilbjork]

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[bippus]

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[rslashrats]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[cartoon-lizard]

[imp]

us in 2029 when a democrat is president again

[depsidase]

[kushblazer666]

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[alezenteno]

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.