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on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

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Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

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Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

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*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

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I’m shitting at these tags

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yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

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I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

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Learning Guy Fieri is actually an excellent human being is what taught me to cool it a little on the cringe culture pile-ons. Like, this is a man who performs gay weddings, donates pretzel machines to schools for their fundraisers, gives a shitload of money to restaurant workers, and apparently lives on a ranch with 400 goats and a flock of peacocks. So who cares if he has wild spiky hair and draws flames on everything? He’s a good egg, and if making crazy hamburgers and shopping at hot topic makes him happy, then let him be happy! And if other people like “cringey” things, so what? Are they kind? Are they caring? Do they have several hundred goats? That’s what matters!

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Finding out that Frances Dana Barker Gage, a white woman, rewrote Sojourner Truth’s famous speech to be more stereotypically “Southern slave” (complete with slurs and misspellings like dat, dere, dey) when Sojourner Truth was actually from New York and spoke only Dutch until she was almost ten and wouldn’t have actually sounded that way linguistically and decidedly did not use the phrase “Ain’t I A Woman?” at all is…whew. And on top of everything, she embellished details about Sojourner Truth’s life (like the number of children she had/how many of them were sold into slavery), wrote that ST said that she could take beatings like a man, and the reception of the speech in the room (she claims ST was called a n*gg*r, earlier accounts say the room was welcoming).

Lmaooo peak white feminist antics.

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You can read the most accurate transcript here, alongside the racist edited one.

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I was already disgusted just reading about this but looking at the side-by-side comparison of the real speech and the rewrite really brought it home.

See the two versions of her first line below:

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Oh… Yay

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Wholesome

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Spinel and BPD long text ahead!

Under the cut!

I’ve seen a lot of people diagnosed with BPD make a connection with Spinel and come to an almost full agreement that she is an amazing interpretation of the disorder and I do wholeheartedly agree and wanted to share a few thoughts and examples regarding the topic as someone who deals with the disorder themselves.

Keep reading

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GET YOUR SKINCARE TOGETHER🛍🧴🛁🎀💖🧚🏽‍♀️

[ NIGHT TIME ] In my personal opinion night time skincare is THE MOST IMPORTANT part of your skincare regimen! It’s the time where you come home and really take the dirt and grime of the day off!

[step 1] makeup removal! Makeup wipes are a big no no! But even sometimes i use them if i’m feeling lazy! The best way to remove makeup is oil cleansing or using a balm!

[step 2] cleansing! finding a cleanser that works for your skin type so majorly important! some of my personal favorites for my skin type are tatcha deep cleanse, cerave, and youth to the peoples super greens cleanser!

[step 3] exfoliating! there’s lots of ways to exfoliate! whether you use a skincare tool or just a regular exfoliator! i switch between volition turmeric scrub and using one of my foreos!

[step 4] tone tone tone! get all the grime and extra dirt out of your face from that day!

[step 5] serum, oils, moisturizer and eye cream!!! IN THAT ORDER!

[step 6] lip scrub and balms! side note- brush your teeth before your skincare both morning and night! you don’t want toothpaste residue left of your face!

NOW LETS MOVE ON TO MORNING

I’m WAYYYY more gentle on my skin in the morning time than nighttime because i’m not trying to get all the dirt and grime from the day off of my face!