Thats not a solution, that's arson!

She/They, 22

[3000s]

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

[3000s]

ughh. why does my head hurt

[blargensnorf]

This joke has been in my head for 3 years

[heathcliffbot]

06/22/2026

[ponett]

happy pride to bisexual heathcliff

[roookspirit]

you know what? *transes your Lolly from the hit game Animal Crossing*

[redstonedust]

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)

[signaveriss]

Actually more helpful to arachnophobia is the fact that spiders hate the feel of human skin. They think you're really really gross

[scipionyx]

^This. Like the tags said it is veeeery hard to get a spider on your hand they just hate touching you so much. Despite the fact that I'm not even a little bit scared or grossed out by bugs I still have to let spiders outside by the paper-and-cup method because trying to get one on your skin is just impossible.

[gleepgleepswonderland]

no seriously i’ve SEEN them freak out and go “eEEWWWW I TOUCHED IITTT” and they shake off their feet like cats it’s so funny 😭

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[prokopetz]

Cruel choice #137: you can have a show that speaks to your lived experience like no other piece of media ever has, but only if the majority of its online viewership consists of people with zero media literacy who are convinced that their inability to parse information the text is directly giving them constitutes insight.

[prokopetz]

@etharia1 replied:

I know you talk a lot about how you never vaguepost about a singular thing but. there's really only one thing I can think of this being

Last week I watched the readership of a webcomic I follow read a page that depicts a character being injured, complete with a close-up panel of the blow and demonstrative sound effects, then proceed to spend the next several days clogging the comments with vigorous debate regarding whether the character in question had actually been injured by the blow, or whether the visible mark on their body in the exact spot that was struck in the following pages was merely the product of the artist being bad at drawing body hair.

[striders]

eat a rememberberry. you forget yourself.

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[thisoldporch]

Very pro weird girl. Not budging on that.

[everets]

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

[bidoof]

They are still growing

[jesternoise]

the first horse…….. was human

[followingponies]

@paradise-estate :

There you go!

[thepurpleglass]

A perfect time to bring this back:

[cryptotheism]

I'm not a marketable plushie. I'm a smaller version of my 3d model and I'm rotating. You have to put me in your inventory.

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

my grub #mygrub

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

my glorpgrub #glorpgrub

[catasters]

[monchursouls]

Smacka smacka smacka

[mimill3]

Spiders coming thru the ceiling and its OKAY

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask