whenever they catch you, they will kill you

but first - they must catch you

[therubydoe]

🍀

komaeda nagito . he, she, they plural , syshost . 20yo no dni i will just block you if i don't like you ~☆ have a good day! ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎

> my strawpage! (breaks slightly on mobile)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[pukicho]

1 hour of silence occasionally interrupted by 1 hour of more silence

[mysteriousbeetle]

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[pnglove]

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Simon and gar phone call

[nightmarereverie]

[nightmarereverie]

Fluffy Pastel (Line Camera)

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair

[beebfreeb]

Your Mii just bit me.

[loveridden1999]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[pineappical]

screenshot redraw that took FOREVER (it was 5 hours)

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe