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28 | they/them my header's just a moodboard for gender reasons

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[stedilnik]

Scrunkly creature

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[hypersensationalism]

how it feels to get home and jerk off

[hypersensationalism]

[clockworkspear]

dni if you have a marriageplay kink

[progestrogenizer]

wifegirls are disgusting perverts and i understand that it's "just play" and fiction and pretend or whatever (it's not like you even could get married in real life anyway?) but I truly believe that if you like to call someone your wife or (god fucking forbid) ""husband"" you basically deserve whatever happens to you. but i guess everyone knows that since it's on the standard DNI

[tamamita]

wojaks are made by jinns as a way to mock humanity

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

just thinking about this ad Kayvan Novak did that’s up on his instagram

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

just thinking about this ad Kayvan Novak did that’s up on his instagram

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me sucking dick until i get bored

[kabaks]

Never gonna stop being funny that silco is talked about like a daddy generally but really to me he is Mother. If Mother was a washed up middle aged ex communist domestic abuse victim

[cleaningouttherooms]

just like cop shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have caught the serial puppy killer by now if only police had even more money and power, doctor shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have solved every problem with this patient's body by now if only patients weren't so pigheaded and lazy and entitled and dishonest

[parkchanwoohoo]

Folks I have reason to believe this video may be A.I. generated [shows you a video of me falling off the top of the Chrysler building and dying with a wet splatter. I do not stop staring your face as you watch and every time you look back up at me I gesture with my chin back down at my phone]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This is so fucking stupid. Obvious grab for notes. You people just say whatever comes to mind and call it "surreal humor" and then every other slop-obsessed freak reblogs it while pretending it means anything at all. What the fuck does this even mean. There isn't even a joke here

[parkchanwoohoo]

Whoa mama mia cunt calm down

[professorworm]

anyone in this thread smoke weed?

[parkchanwoohoo]

OP had to have been on drugs 😭😭

[romanceyourdemons]

CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTED!! OP DEFINITELY HAD A CARBON MONOXIDE LEAK WHEN THEY POSTED THIS

[earlploddington]

no its true i was there

[chubbening]

the power of girl tummy can save us all

[angelexile]

i need to nap but i also need to cum

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[rivetgoth]

LMAOOOO

[bugjest]