Cog

|| they/he || I have no idea what's going on most of the time || 🇵🇸عاشت الانتفاضة||

[thesandcog]

《open for better quality》

Edited the old one cause I didn't love it too much. but here's a quick intro

I'm Cog, this is my main blog where I dump everything. here lies all the media I'm interested in, random thought, many, many rambles and occasionally I share some of my art.

no tolerance to bigotry.

free Palestine, free Sudan

fuck ice

death to america and fascism

[couldtransitionsaveher]

Testing something: who are your favorite canon trans women in fiction?

[thesandcog]

sports rpf always disappoints but only cause I know jack shit about sports, and will see a bunch of amazing art and want to know what show its from, turns out the show is baseball or some shit

[chikhaibardocowboy]

[thesandcog]

I loooove when something i own starts becoming worn out, like yessss perfect time for modification

[indomie-fried-noodle]

[writingdose]

[knownqueerbaiter]

[ubering to the club]

ilya: it is 2010s hits night so i hope they play lots of ke$ha

shane: i didn’t know kesha had songs other than the tik tok one

ilya: i can tell you are not pronouncing dollar sign.

[hollanderthoughts]

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

[thesandcog]

being in the er for so long has unlocked the part in my brain that's scared to write fanfics

[thesandcog]

no way it's been 10 years since voltron came out

[thesandcog]

I dont really get Penistone envy but then I remember cock rings,,

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[marsoid]

Outing my OCs for pride month… [webcomic] [patreon]

[changelingcoded]

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it

[blixandco]

Like this?

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[batshit-auspol]

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

[annabelle--cane]

"the thing about paranoia is well what if I'm right" no actually I'll do you one better. what if it's the fourth wolf-crying incident in a row and I successfully manage to talk myself down and convince myself that I'm imagining all the ringing alarm bells bcuz that's what I did the last four times. so I ignore it and look away. and then. specifically due to me relaxing and turning around. The Fucking Wolf.