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a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

neuters

i need both of these now

lesbianmichelmishina

the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.

setheverman

this is the EXACT kind of knowledge i absolutely had no idea i so badly needed

sunnybuttercup

Thanks American Girl!

hustlerose

(youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord

brianabreeze-deactivated2019010

You know what

sumrallmind

I’m sorry but this is a negative?

sumrallmind

Reblog if you show up, tell people that you’re gay, and nothing else.

37q

thats just what gays do

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the gay agenda is being the human equivalent of a pop-up notification

kaedien

thank god he’s okay

oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

explicitcherry

Is that…..

elliblu-deactivated20190125

y’all gotta stop outing imortals like this

conceptualsolitude

concept: we wake up one day and nature has grown decades overnight. we can’t remember where the roads used to be. in some places the trees are so tall and thick we can barely see sky. the grass hasn’t been mowed in years. how quiet everything is now

indiedrone

have y'all heard of cicadas? nothing is ever quiet

yourplayersaidwhat

(in a Oneshot system where class and everything is made up at start of session) “Okay can I roll to use Plot Armor since I’m a Brooding Protagonist to not fall for that trap?”

johnnyjoestarrelatable

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

floozys-deactivated20180908

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults

toothmuncher3000

Tbh???? I don’t have the fuckn time to pick and choose who can come to pride or use the acronym lgbt+. I got like, actual problems. Like bigots who wanna kill me and stuff. And money. Anyway happy pride, if you say you’re LGBT+, you don’t wanna hurt anyone, and you ID as lgbt+ in some way, I believe you because who has the fuckn time to examine everyone’s identity? I’m busy. I have a cat to feed.