Lest we die unbloomed

"And like all lovers and sad people, I am a poet." -Allen Ginsberg

[share-somelove]

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[thesecretdetectivecollection]

donald trump at the World Cup when he didn’t know what a red card was until he got one overturned, while fans who know the shape of Rodrigo de Paul’s birthmark (if he has one) watch from home is the purest proof of how goddamn unfair this life is

[solarsthoughts]

listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain

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[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[aegissi]

[beardedmrbean]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[mccleans]

ian wright has successfully domesticated roy keane

[jadonsgf]

[lastpenaltytaker]

Team captain Mohamed Salah scores a perfect panenka penalty during the shootout, leading Egypt to their first ever World Cup knockout win

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

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[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

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My cat has a delusional level of bravery but honestly, if every time I went out into the world, I was accompanied by a giant four times my size who picked me up and cuddled me every time I got scared, I would also be like come at me bro

[thesecretdetectivecollection]

Bright Eyes, Big City

This is a short Carraville fic.

For @gutilicious​, who suggested that this be more than a five-line marginalia in my chemistry notes. (title comes from me tweaking the lyrics of Bright Lights, off of Thirty Seconds to Mars’ album LOVE LUST FAITH + DREAMS).

“We should go to America,” Gary says sleepily.

“Why?”

“It’ll be nice. Nobody’ll know us there. We can walk the streets and people won’t know what we’ve done.”

Jamie is quiet, long enough that Gary thinks he must have fallen asleep.

“I could hold your hand,” he says quietly.

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ao3 link (complete)

[thesecretdetectivecollection]

I cleaned my treadmill today and it was pristine… went running on it a little later and now I’ve gone and dripped sweat on it all over again what is even the POINT

[thesecretdetectivecollection]

I got an email congratulating me on having finished half of my degree and all I can think is oh so I have two more years of this shit???