Lest we die unbloomed

"And like all lovers and sad people, I am a poet." -Allen Ginsberg

[thesecretdetectivecollection]

It’s time to run but my body says what if we didn’t and just ate dinner and did homework and cleaned the house and went to bed and finished our show and read a book and-

[thesecretdetectivecollection]

only went and fucking did it didn't i!!!

[thesecretdetectivecollection]

It’s time to run but my body says what if we didn’t and just ate dinner and did homework and cleaned the house and went to bed and finished our show and read a book and-

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[anxietyproblem]

[share-somelove]

<3

[thesecretdetectivecollection]

donald trump at the World Cup when he didn’t know what a red card was until he got one overturned, while fans who know the shape of Rodrigo de Paul’s birthmark (if he has one) watch from home is the purest proof of how goddamn unfair this life is

[solarsthoughts]

listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain

[thesecretdetectivecollection]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[aegissi]

[beardedmrbean]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[mccleans]

ian wright has successfully domesticated roy keane

[jadonsgf]

[lastpenaltytaker]

Team captain Mohamed Salah scores a perfect panenka penalty during the shootout, leading Egypt to their first ever World Cup knockout win

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[thesecretdetectivecollection]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit