keep your feet on the ground

haha what

[biphoenix]

somebody once told me the world was gonna

[pueda-deactivated20150517]

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

[lexiiii-vt]

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

[meanplastic]

[darkening-effect-deactivated201]

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

[porkskins-deactivated20150630]

*raises glass* i want to make some toast

[localstarboy]

IM DONE “Probability” 😂😂

[lategreathenry-deactivated20201]

Casting Jason Mamoa as Aquaman has been nothing short than absolutely genius.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pigeonsandnonsense]

[xaina-cosplays]

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

[pretz3l-log1c]

I’ve seen this at least ten times on my dash and it never stops being funny

[ryannorth]

DID YOU KNOW: this is my favourite superhero moment in any medium ever

[laporcupina]

[aegonstarks]

[mhalachai]

[nevebianca]

[leofitzo]

[gifbro]

[ghostdaddotcx]

Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs

[phoebebufay]

Oh my god! Jerry’s having a Christmas party! I can’t believe he didn’t invite us.

[digivolvin]

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

[collegiate-confession]