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trying on a metaphor
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saluting District 12 at the Mockingjay premiere with Phil! i’m ready for some peeniss.
We return to the world’s scariest pizzeria in.. FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2!
drive
WE MET BAYMAX HE WAS SO SQUISHY
WE’RE IN THE BIG HERO 6 CREDITS! (at the very end) all my friends clapped it was very embarrassing. i cried three times watching it again.
new DanAndPhilGAMES video! for the first time ever.. we play MINECRAFT
Gandalf discovering hobbits
this one is actually two years old but I never posted it, still funny tho
slytherin: *collectively works really hard all year*
slytherin: *earns the highest number of house points*
slytherin: *literally wins house cup*
dumbledore:
dumbledore: *clears throat* nuh uh honey
but gryffindor are the good guys ok
Sexual
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’
‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
Leggles
While all of the above is great, I’d like to offer that dwaven ‘ale’ probably isn’t made from barley. they live underground. what grows underground? Mushrooms. I’m saying Dwarven Ale is halucinogenic. I’m saying Legolas was tripping balls.
some bloopers from phil is not on fire 6
thank you tumblr for sending me a tshirt the black on black really reflects my soul