The white knight is talking backwards

[porksweats]

[dirtiestkof]

Mood

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[stefani-germanotta]

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

[every-day-is-star-wars-day]

HOW IS THIS REAL

[bralnwashingquirk]

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[hicockalorum-deactivated2018031]

[detournementsmineurs]

“Bee, Honeycomb and Honey” jewel by Ilgiz Fazulzianov.

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[vanwizard]

ben and chris arrived on parks and rec right when mark brendanowicz disappeared because ann and leslie both liked him so they performed a ritual to split him into his law half (ben) and chaos half (chris) and each got to have half of him

[shirleytemplestolemylife]

False. Mark brandanaquits does not contain enough personality to fill a tea cup, there is no way that by splitting him in half there would be enough law or chaos by themselves to forge two new people. Clearly Donna and April sacrificed the bland boi to bring forth two new ones using witchcraft

[motherflunker]

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[kellyshambles]

WHAT

[ayeforscotland]

THANK HEAVENS FOR THAT.

[stanedyke]

Cancel the tugboats, lads. We’re staying put.

[seven-dragons-deactivated202607]

Has anyone checked the movement of the tectonic plates to be sure?

[inestava]

You can’t stay in the European Union cause the people voted

[ayeforscotland]

…in an advisory referendum, which Scotland voted against.

[cevanssstan]

[bigbadbakugou-deactivated202101]

descend into hell

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

That’s how she looked

I adore her. She poisoned their soup (she was working in the cantine and was forced to serve the occupying nazis) and ATE the same soup to proove her innocence. Then she rushed home to her grandma who gave her a whole jar of milk to drink and throw up.

[slowdissolve]

That last bit is exceptionally badass.

[smallshrimphell]

hey why does Dwayne the Rock Johnson keep asking his daughter what kind of pancakes she wants over instagram??

Like ???

[krindragon]

Dude just loves his daughter and pancakes

[mymodernmet]

Woman Sets Up Bird Feeder Photo Booth to Capture Close-Ups of Feathered Friends

[blizsquees]

The Best Post

[delphinidin4]

of COURSE the mourning dove just sits on the food

[iheartvmt]

#they’re so fat and stupid #i love them Me, too! Mourning doves are some of my fav birds to work with ^.^

[bob-belcher]

[swagintherain]

true

[kerryrenaissance]

Libraries are free, mostly. Pretty much everything millennials are “killing” costs money.

[arctic-hands]

Plus, unlike half the stuff we’re killing, libraries actually have a practical use

[itsyaboybee]

we out here

[alittlemomentum]

Not to be *that* millennial, but as a librarian I’d just like to say that the greatest thing you can do to support your local library is to understand how they are funded and to support their funding with your vote. Libraries can do a lot all on their own but quite often they cannot legally “toot their own horn” so-to-speak when it comes to advocating for sustaining or increasing funding, getting levies or bond issues passed, etc.  Libraries need you to love them not just with your checkouts and attendance at programs.

[cheahandonions883]

We can do that too.

[prairie-witchling]

build libraries on dead golf courses.

[breelandwalker]

We Are Dewey’s Army X3

[fuckingrecipes]

Friendly reminder that many Libraries double function as free schools and other free resources, sometimes including otherwise inaccessible technology, like 3D printers.

The libraries in my city host ‘English as a Secondary Language’ classes, cooking classes, classes on how to use that 3D printer, local history classes, responsible naturalistic gardening classes, beekeeping classes, and all sorts of other fun topics. Plus the plethora of clubs that use the library conference rooms as their meeting place. 

All for free. 

Support and visit your local library. Ask about their services and classes. VOTE TO KEEP THEM FUNDED