Hi there friend

[pokemon-personalities]

please enjoy these mystery dungeon phone backgrounds!!!

[sighdumbb]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

holy shit

[josukekun-deactivated20130906]

JESUS

[tramampoline]

omg

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

wh

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

it’s back

[arcticsirius]

wat

[mage-of-time]

I have yet to witness something as fucked up as this

[ttrust-no-one]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

[ellanah]

Jesus Christ ????

[virginalbrides]

i’m done goodbye

[sannevaghi-deactivated20210705]

Thank you Barbara you did great! Looking forward to the next session (at Papanatos Tattoos)

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[thesilencetripped]

My anxiety: somethings off

Me: how so?

Anxiety: somethings wrong

Me: what

Anxiety: something

Me: like can you give me a general idea

Anxiety: somethings off

[justwannadegree]

Looking for someone to do a commission

I’m starting a small social media company and would like to commission a Tumblr artist to create a logo for me. If you know a good digital artist who could do a simple fox logo for me please message me. The company is called Renard Rusé Social Media Management. From French to English it translates to Crafty Fox hence why I want a fox logo. Thanks!

[relentlessly-ace-deactivated201]

RELENTLESSLY GAY

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

I have goals for when I get a yard.

[donidarkowitz]

Good morning, who wants some tea? 🐸☕️

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

[thesilencetripped]

Talking to your therapist like

Me: But I mean everyone does that. Therapist: Me: Therapist: Me: Ah. I see. Therapist: Maybe we should talk about this.

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[christosanesti]

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

[pulchrabelle]

We have states bigger than your entire country

[zerotheduke]

ur largest city

london

[afrogwitch]

Oh…. honey….honey no

[nickyvmlp]

I’m about to blow everyone’s got damn mind.

Not a metropolitan area, just fucking Jacksonville.

[cannedcream]

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

[strangelyschizotypal]

*hears a group of people laughing* my paranoid ass: great what did I do this time