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Bonjour. Please do, come in.

Non. Do not touch that. Matter of fact, do not touch anything. It is most likely out of your budget. You couldn't afford to replace it if you broke it.

Please keep your hands off of anything and everything around you. Now, tell me what you need from me?

What you CAN ask Spy

Personal information such as his name or his age

Questions relating to relationships with his team or others

Opinions on different things

Views on ships, pronouns, sexuality, ext ext

Generally anything honestly <3

What you CANNOT ask Spy

Any questions regarding the wars that took place within the time period of the game

Current, real-life problems regarding wars, government, or anything of the sort

Anything regarding zoophilia, pedophilia, grooming, ext.

Toxic relationships, proshipping, or anything of the sort

Asks are open for everyone and I'll answer as often as I can. I will do rp with answering OCs and other canon characters as well, so feel free to get creative ^^ - KK [Mod]

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teamfurtress

I know things are scary and look bleak. Hope is gonna be difficult, but I think the worst thing we can do is forget to support each other through this. What ever bad situation you're in, youre gonna make it through, and you're gonna find people who love you and are so damn happy you're in their lives. I love you all so much.

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thesilliestspy

[ Mod :: Of course the trans community is welcome with me!! I have many friends who are trans!! You people are the some of the sweetest people ive ever had the pleasure of meeting. I know things arent looking too good at the current moment, but its crucial that trans people and supporters stick together and support each other through these times. Im open to vents and talks in DMs for anyone who needs them as well. I wish you all well and I assure you are always welcome here. <3 ]

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Hello papa.

Its been awhile. You okay?

- Anon ✨️

@anon-sparkle

Oui. I have been quite alright, mon enfant. Just a bit. . . absent, non?

Ive had other matters to attend, but worry not, for I am back and quite ready to hear from you, and zhe others again.

[ Mod :: I apologize for the long absence everyone. Ive been hyperfocused on a few other fandoms and have been simply posting about them on my alt acc (which i will not be sharing). However, im back and I plan to be active again. ]

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My dad has been colsplaying you for the last 16 years.

Really hope he decloaks soon😔

Oh. Uhm- Well good luck with that. However, honesty is key, and I do not think he will.

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Hamburbur

Non.

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i’m back silly dadddd

Hm. Bonjour Scout.

Fix your eyes. You look idiotic.

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you and sniper should, make out sloppy style

Non...

I think I shall pass on zhat...

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Hello father! I made my own like think so I don't have to use the button all the time.

Any way. . .

*holds out plate with banana bread*

-anon ✨️

Zhats god for you, mon enfant.

Thank you for zhe banana bread. I will put it away for later. Preferably after a contract.

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I’ve got a joke for you!

Why was the tarantula wearing a disguise?

Because he was a Spy-der!

Hm... Hilarious.

I prefer dark humor, however.

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Okay Spy, time for your therapy session: when I say a word, you tell me what you relate it to, okay?

Fist one: jarate

Zhe bushman or Saxton Hale.

Zhere is no other people to connect to zhat word to, after all. Saxton Hale made zhe produce, and zhe bushman is zhe only person foolish enough to use it.

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have you stayed the night in the snipers van before?

if so, how was the experience?

was the mattress(or whatever you slept on) firm or soft?

how was the pillow?

what brand of coffee did sniper serve you in the morning(if he did)?

did you two cuddle:3c

did you sleep in your suit or did you have a change of clothes?

was it raining or were the skies clear?

did you two kiss:3c

did sniper take you out during the night to look at the stars on the roof of his van?

-the anon who asks too many questions

What zhe hell are zhese question? Ive only been in zhe bushman's camper once. It was a less zhan pleasant experience for me.

I did not sleep on his mattress, in fact, i did not sleep in there at all. Though, I sat on it once, it was firm. I did not touch his pillows, and his hair is so greasy zhat I dont think I ever will.

We did not cuddle, and we wont ever do so. Zhe sky was clear. I never rains in Teufort. We have never or will ever kiss. Non, he did not. It is far too hot in Teufort to be string at stars in zhe middle of zhe night, and far too romantic to do with a co-worker.

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what if i take a bite out of you

You may try, but I cannot assure zhat you wont end up dead with a knife in your back.

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Spy, what does makes you laugh? Like, not when you mock your enemies or teammates, something like a joke (ʘᴗʘ✿)

Not much, actually.

Ive yet to hear a joke zhat has made me genuinely laugh any more than a huff of air.

However, I do enjoy dark humor.

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Everyone keeps calling you gay. You like women too though.

Are you Bisexual then?

Non.

While yes, I do like women as well, I would not categorize myself as a bisexual. I don't mind what someones sexual orientation or pronouns are. My preference as to holding a relationship is based distinctly on zhe personality and trustworthiness of a person. Not zhe gender zhey were born as.

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When did I become afraid of the dark?

Are my eyeballs just yet to adjust to seeing the light?

The room I'm in is still the same, the shadows have not rearranged it

No, the only thing that's changed is how I see at night

I fumble for the switch and strap on infrareds and wish

For sunshine when the morning's somewhere else

But I can't change what time it is or dilate my irises

Only what I look at, and I'm looking at myself

I am not the sunshine, I am not the moon at night

Well, who else could I be when I can hardly see?

I am not the sunshine, I am not the moon at night

I'm no one if I'm nowhere in between

When did I become afraid of the dark?

Was it when I left the cave and swore I'd never go back?

If we can't see each other, then there's no more use for hiding

I've decided I'll abide it; why deny the color black?

I'm not a flower, not a solar-powered calculator

Damn my eyes for seeing what's not there

I'll trade in vision for a practiced intuition

'Til my fears come to fruition, I'm not scared

I am not the sunshine, I am not the moon at night

Well, who else could I be when I can hardly see?

I am not the sunshine, I am not the moon at night

I'm no one if I'm nowhere in between

The future must know where you've been

The past predicts the state you're in

The present did and will not last

Is, isn't, was, have, hasn't, has

All that I ask is, keep those empty frames

If nobody's in them, then no one is to blame

For your self-portraits, sign another name

Well, who should I be then, if I'll never be the same?

I will be my sunshine, I will be my moon at night

Who else could I be, when I can't fucking see?

I will be my sunshine, I will be my moon at night

I'm nowhere now, here's no one now to be

And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares?

I'll stay awake tonight

... Why are singing to me?

Is this supposed to symbolize something?

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lmao gay

-the best scouttf2 evah (@ask-the-red-fem-mercs)

[mod note: Scout is, in fact, quite gay]

Everyone seems to insist such.

However, I do think you're forgetting whos bedding your mother, Scout.

Think before you speak next time.

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Soy I can see ur fuking nose growng 😡

What zhe-?

I am not Pinocchio. Pinocchio is an Italian children's story anyways. And im not Italian.

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