thoughts of a hoe

[thesluttiestofbards]

PC, console, and mobile gamers alike

We are

Fucked

[loojii]

be sure to put on sunscreen when you're out in the sun, kids!!!

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[serenity-cc]

Base Layer Update

Hello everyone! I made a very quick update of all of my previous accessory tops to fit into the new Base Layer category. More details below:

12 items in total

Custom thumbnails

Base game compatible

Teen-Elder

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[krtnkaaa]

Hairstyle dump #11 FREE

~ 24 EA colors  ~ All LODS  ~ Compatible with the base game ~ Hat compatible If you encounter any problems, feel free to message me ✨ Thank you all for your support 🩷

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in cas:

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[yellowplumfruit]

my TOI-1338 b mii! her friends call her wolftopia 💕

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[sicarius-lunae]

Hiii hello I went down a rabbit role and now I made a guide of (almost) all the fonts used in the game, here's the link for the drive I put them all in:

[pukicho]

unfortunately, it is very likely a rogue cosmic particle going at the speed of light will shoot through my skull, killing me instantly.

[doctoraxiom]

pukicho there are millions of rogue cosmic particles going through your skull at the speed of light every day

[pukicho]

But none of them is the one

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[pukicho]

A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.

[pukicho]

Mother was afraid, but surely no more than the frogs

[pukicho]

I get that it sounds like a joke but there was an actual man in my backyard hunting for wet toads last night and I am being fully honest

[faiyaart]

Superman's first meeting with Robin

a stupid unfunny joke