Don't Panic

As you can probably tell, I spend way too much time watching TV and movies, reading, surfing the internet and generally obsessing over my many fandoms. I have no idea what I want to do with my life once I leave school... If only procrastinating was a paid job because I would be fantastic at it.

[useless-newzealandfacts]

This easter, some families have been receiving disproportionate amounts of cherry ripes along with their cadbury easter eggs. And, since everyone agrees that cherry ripes are the bane of the earth, this is so distressing that it’s on the front page of the nzherald. Seriously.

[thesmarterblonde]

Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

[simpleton420-deactivated2017022]

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

[missharleenfquinzel]

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

[buzzfeed]

*sweats nervously*

[ouijafrnk]

Don’t be a dick to retail workers. There is literally nothing we can do. We’re sorry and we want to help but if it’s out of our reach it’s our of our reach.

[ouijafrnk]

To piggy back on this, when you’re nice to retail workers we think the world of you. You don’t know how much we appreciate overly nice customers. So to those customers who are very nice and understanding we thank you.

[thesmarterblonde]

Me in the morning: today is the day I finally get my life together

Me at night time: okay but tomorrow is the day I finally get my life together

Me: *repeats poisonous cycle*

[thesmarterblonde]

me @ me: stop worrying, nothing is wrong probably

me @ myself still: ok but whaT IF

[cockatielcutie-deactivated20170]

when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

[southern-sheepdog-deactivated20]

I think you mean °Can’t land on the Moon, and °Fucking landed on the Moon

[queenelinor]

His freckles are in the same place!! Thank you for your attention to little details, DreamWorks~

[herimone]

[aximili]

Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”

[aquasquatch]

[serotnin]

no offense @life but can I have a breather… a break… some slack…

[beammeupsenpai]

“its all in your head!” yes, it is. so are all of your thoughts and emotions. thats where the brain is. good job

[charlesoberonn]

American Foreign Policy in a nutshell

*ominous music*

[bidoof]

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

[thebestoftumbling]

[useless-newzealandfacts]