ugh

a blog that's basically a meme that tried to go viral but didnt

[blueshark15]

[funny-tik-toks]

[alylovesfilms]

[socialcasualtxy]

[moviebee]

[she-volution-deactivated2022052]

[bmblb-fanatic]

It checks out

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wrathofthegiraffe]

In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.

I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.

And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.

[wizardstan]

Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.

[kurowrites]

Okay, but listen. What if this teammate, unbeknownst to everyone else, uses that power to die on pupose? Everytime a teammate dies, or something goes really wrong, they die on purpose, and so they get to reset the clock and fix shit this time. And one day, they hit a scenario in which they can’t win. They can’t get everyone through, they can’t fix this thing.

They try, and try again, and again, and they CANNOT save the day, and they get closer and closer to the breaking point. And that’s wen the others start figuring out something is not quite right.

[shadowdweller101]

Uraraka *leaving the classroom for the day*: Have a good evening, Dad...I mean, Aizawa-sensei!

Aizawa *sighs and trudges into the teacher's lounge*: That's the fifth time this week someone's called me "dad." I don't understand how anyone could make that mistake.

Yamada:....

Yamada: You do realize the entire staff created a scrap book full of photos we took of you totally being a dad.

Yamada: We like to refer to it as the "Dad in Denial" photo album.

Yamada: There's at least a hundred photos in there. Deny it all you want but you've pretty much adopted 1-A.

[nonbinarypastels]

tfw you’re bisexual and admiring pretty girls but then you remember you’re also attracted to men and you’re like “that’s cool too” because men are fine as hell and there’s nothing wrong with your attraction to them

[jjones186-deactivated20150201]

[lifelessordinary0]

Temple of Horus, Egypt

[boopsandswoops]

its horus he’s here

[valarhalla]

Guys no, it gets so much better. 

A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.

The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:

This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”

[valarhalla]

God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.

[kakaphoe]

Reblogging this version because I was going “no that’s a cup sign, there’s a handle”.

Sparrow knows what it’s doing I swear, look at its face.

[peanut-caravan]

I love my evil son

[simonalkenmayer]

I don’t like the way he’s glaring at me.

[downtroddendeity]

@bastetsbard

[babytimez]

me, showing up to the pta meeting to flex on ozai with my lemon squares: have you met my new son?

ozai, seeing prince zuko behind me: you bitch.

[babytimez]

just realized this is what iroh did for real

[normal-horoscopes]

You don’t actually believe lead can be turned to gold, right?

SEE HERES THE THING

IT CAN

ALCHEMISTS HAVE HADRON COLLIDERS NOW

[anarchocunt]

It has happened Anon

[screensavorstudios]

Hold up, you didn't highlight that last part? The part about how Soviets ACCIDENTALLY Turned lead shielding into gold with an experimental nuclear reactor???

[purplepadlock]

I love how gold has been made out to be the most valuable mineral because of Capitalism except some people have just accidentally created it from lead

[normal-horoscopes]

TO BE FAIR THE ENERGY TIME AND CAPITAL NEEDED TO ATOMICALLY TRANSMUTE LEAD INTO GOLD ARE MIND BOGGLING AND THE AMOUNT OF GOLD YOU GET IS VERY SMALL

[popsunner]

Guess what? I invented a new word: Plagiarism

Wh

[popsunner]

I’m reblogging this because I just fucking got the joke

[wahoo-shem]

Crowley: sometimes, you just have to buy the most abrasive, chaotic outfit you can find. Really advertise yourself, like “Hey!!! It’s a mess on the inside too!!!”

Aziraphale: ...my dear

[678i0u]

TESSA THOMPSON as Valkyrie in THOR: RAGNAROK (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

[mjalti]

my best life

[cat-harman92]

God I wish this were me 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dvxdm]

An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)

You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you

[gaijinhikikomori-deactivated202]

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

[justcatposts]

We have two sane cats. Pushed our luck getting a third. 

(via)

[ithappensoffstage]

I need you in command with me.