It’s a yeet or be yote world
i don't do bad sauce passes
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will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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@thesmoothbrain
It’s a yeet or be yote world
furry haters piss me off like for sure fuck these fun creative and inspired chill people because i think theyre weird. i just saw art of an anthro wolf that is also a fridge and it had fridge magnets on it and its tail was a bag of ice it was fucking awesome
this is so fucking fun you are lying to yourself if you don't think this guy is fun
hey i know this guy! fridge wolf was made by my good friend morgan! morgan loves designing fun and unique characters with little to no limits. here are some more fun and cute designs they've made!
if you think the blanket manta is the cutest thing you've ever seen and wish it was real, you're in luck! you can buy a plushie of it right here at this link!
you should also consider checking out their patreon! the $10 and $30 subscription tiers grant you access to design requests, where you can throw your most fun and crazy ideas at them and they might pick your idea and draw it, and you'll be allowed to keep their rendition of your idea.
sorry to be a shill, it was just so discombobulating to just see their art on my dash and i can't help but uplift and promote my friends ;v;
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
In case you need proof that animals can lie.
In point of fact I did not know, but I do now, and hoo-boy is this knowledge worth having.
@itz-burd
I think about that post with the guy who said “as a Croatian I found a job inland processing uranium” and everybody was like “Croatia isn’t inland and it doesn’t produce uranium” and someone posted an article about the discovery of an illegal uranium refinery in the inland part of Croatia a year after the original reblog on a daily basis
hang on. what
Yawning is so contagious
(Source)
agatha agate has a little spot on the top of her head where her fur is white and it’s very thin and the pink of her skin is a little bit visible all the time. turns out she can get sunburnt there
so now she has this stupid hat.
update
Really a big fan of that moment near the end of a piano sonata/concerto where the pianist has to go mad bananas for a few seconds
…so I tried pairing some house centipedes to observe their mating behavior, and picked a very large old male that must be 6 or 7 years old and a younger but very large female. everything seemed to be going well with the courtship dance but when the male tried to produce a spermatophore to offer it came out wonky and he fled the corner to hide. I found him dead today.. died of embarrassment I guess
rest in peace Old Moseley glad you got one last dance in even if it killed you (?)
Couldn't get Both posts in a screenshot because I'm on my phone lol
This is how you drive an entire discord server insane
the HUH? @ibatomik
Yeah ? Which health hazard do you want me to elaborate on ?
ALL OF THEM?????????
If you want Forbodding Coffee, you need
Coffee (duh)
Soap
Almond milk
Ketchup
Hot sauce
Lemon juice
Fruit Juice of your choice
Ranch
Jam
Garlic
Salt and pepper
Congrats ! Don’t drink this unless you want to have a bad time
The Forbidden Smoothie was actually my Hubris and boredom combined. I wanted to make a smoothie with the mixer I had and use a bunch of “substitutes”. Including:
Water
Cheese: Shredded and sliced
Banana
Olive oil
Egg
Tomato juice
Milk for good measure
Thick cream
I think I added soda too.
Oh, and Salt with sugar
Maybe some herbs too
Ooob right. Vanilla Yogurt
But the mixer I had was fancy and you had to screw it a special way: It leaked.
Hubris, boredom, desire to taste something rancid without risking my health (no trash), while also thinking about mixing things. All while a lack of supervision and an abundance of autonomy.
The coffee was a group effort though. I just asked to add the parmesan cheese which I forgot to add
why would you ask to add parmesan cheese to coffee
Friend was bored and decided to let us suggest unorthodox ingredients
(I think I added carrots to the smoothie btw)
AND SOMEONE DRANK IT??????
THEY GOT ACID REFLUX FROM THE COFFEE YEAH.
the smoothie was never ingested
YEAH CAUSE IT COULDNT EVEN MAKE IT.
and are you even going to explain IT FIXING THE ANT PROBLEM???
Right
Uuuhhh the Ant problem… let’s just say… I had Ants on my counter, then they left when I entered the kitchen. they never came back.
Ollie's Going Places. :P
PSA TO ANYONE WHO DOESNT EVEN MAKE ART, DISABLE AI DATA COLLECTION ON YOUR BLOG
ART REBLOGGED TO AN ACCOUNT WITH THIS ENABLED WILL ALLOW MIDJOURNEY TO USE THE ORIGINAL POSTERS WORKS WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
we’re cleaning out our book collection and my dad REFUSES to throw out the like 2005 toronto public school poetry anthology that has my fucking, sasunaru fanart as the cover and i’m going to pass out
in case anyone thought i wasn’t legit this is it. my teacher submitted this as an entry for the cover competition without telling me and it won and i had to go to the fucking schoolboard wide award show about it and shitty emo 10 year old me had to get up on stage while everyone clapped while this was projected behind me at a massive scale and none of the adults knew it was a fucking naruto thing but all my peers absolutely did. my father owns two copies and i think it’s the thing ive done that he’s the most proud of me for and it haunts me every day of my life
For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.
Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
violence:
drinking their own urine:
or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
Really, our only complaint, nationally, is that she should've called the cop a cunt.
How remiss of us not to include any pictures of the legend herself
You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them