Perish

Welp, when life gives you lemons they/them Ace Aro Agender neurodivergent

[thesneklordwithwings]

fun fact!

the reason its 'thesneklordwithwings' and not 'thesnakelordwithwings' is because I forgot how to spell snake when I was making my account.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

[calellon]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[lilnasxvevo]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is chronically ill

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[aphractal2]

old deer coincidental framing concepts

[asluttybasilofbakerstreet]

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

[therese-lokidottir]

I respect that

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[anonyymoose]

stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids

[penandinkprincess]

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

[achillesinhighheels]

[konoko]

[dogpuppy]

[elemental-queen-writes]

So I asked an expert this.

And the answer was no. I got a long detailed response, but summed up, red blood cells are fragile little bastards. The blender wouldn't be the issue, it would be the movement.

You'd end up with a bunch of blood cell debris clogging up small arteries, and white blood cells going apeshit trying to break down that debris which would turn you bright yellow.

Then you'd die. Because those dead cells would make your organs shit themselves, in particular your kidneys, and make them shut down, leading to Death.

Or you could set off an auto-immune haemolysis, which is a breakdown of normal red blood cells, because your immune system goes on a fucking crusade and can't tell the difference between healthy and dead cells.

More likely both.

But that's even if you manage to get the blood into a blender, because you might go into shock from blood loss, because 1L is about 25% of the blood volume of someone's who's 70kg.

Interestingly, even drawing blood causes some blood cells to break down. which... sucks for vampires, I guess?

[maswartz]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[clevermanka]

Original tweet

[theanishimori]

[kingscrown666]

I think the logic here is:

>we save people from fires

>fires can kill anyone, including queer people

>we also save queer people from fires

And in an age where paramedics legally refused to save the life of a trans car crash victim, that’s an important sentiment to state

[wildhumanhasappeared]

Grabs a sharpie and adds “And Neither Do We”

[moonlight-and-mantles]

Don’t worry, it’s there lol.