Welcome to the Dark Circus, Brother.

BARD OF RAGE Look at all them motherfuckers out here. All pilin' up and waiting in que for the show to motherfucking start. Don't they know that the motherfucking toll is a bottle of Faygo with a hint of glitter on the side? Hello, you little motherfucking shits! Sit down and get ready for the motherfucking show of a lifetime! M!A: Blood: N/A Status: Like he's been hit by the sopor truck. {Independent Gamzee Makara RP blog.Track Tag: Thesoberking Possibly NSFW}

[thesoberking]

Guess who’s back 

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-COMISSIONS-

So I basically need to save up monies so I can go to october con next year and so I can get a god tier outfit/ prospit dreamer outfit for Mituna as well uwu. 

As such, I am offering up my arting skills.

I can draw things besides homestuck and I’m always happy to draw OC’s too so long as you give me a description or something to work with.

The pieces above are but a small sample of what I can do uwu. » more work here DA

If you’re interested, please do feel free to message me. :o) (I Accept paypal!! uwu )

[thesoberking]

Alright guys. You see this fucker right here? Yeah? They need money for a con that they are going to next year and for their cosplay at the moment. They are one of the best homestuck cosplayers that I have personally met so far and it would be a great help to them if you guys helped them out!

We all know how difficult it is to get cosplay stuff, and any cosplayer is worth this kind of help in my eyes.

So, go on. Go ask them for a drawing! I'm sure you won't regret it!

[human-lover]

Welp.

I’ve been a little too stressed out lately to do any sort of rp with how much is going on at the moment in my life. I have tried sitting here and getting on with them and all I seem to do is just stare at open rps without so much as a clue on how to reply. So, for times like these, I have decided to open up an art blog and do a little improvement drawing and also just for the fun of it.

http://trollzamaterumi.tumblr.com/

I also do take requests, guys! If you want anything, leave me an ask on that blog and I shall put it on the list and draw it whenever it is next up on the list! I’ll draw anything. You just have to tell me what it is you want, a reference image would be great, and tell me in detail if you want anything special.

I’ll do canon characters, OCs, NSFW. Whatever. Even shipping.

<333 I’ll get back to rp when I feel a little better.

[thesoberking]

Shameless promotion. Reblogged from my other blog.

[thesoberking]

Small Hiatus

As much as I'd love to be on here and rp with you guys. I have sort of lost my muse for this account and my other homestuck accounts, unfortunately.

I'm, at the moment, on my Izaya Orihara account in the Durarara fandom, Human-Lover so, if you guys still wish to rp, you can go follow me on that account, and if not, then I'll be back soon, promise.

Just need a small break from this muse, is all.

[thesoberking]

libra-lawyer asked you:

You're just the cutest motherfucking thing out there!!!!

HeRe, HaVe a jUsT WoKeN Up mOtHeRfUcKiNg aShEr. :o)

//You're too kind. ;w; <3

[thesoberking]

Ask Human!Gamzee is online once again, guys!

Go ask him shit.

http://ask-human-gamzee-makara.tumblr.com/

[outspokeninsufferable-archive-d]

ShIt sIsTeR. tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg iS AlL Up tOdAy?

Well

the ceiling is up

and the m9999999999n

[outspokeninsufferable-archive-d]

  Yes n9w give me s9999999999me!!!

[thesoberking]

AlRiGhT, aLrIgHt. CaLm tHe mOtHeRfUcK DoWn. It's pReTtY MuCh tHe mOtHeRfUcK EvErYwHeRe, SiStEr. JuSt pIcK AnD TaKe oNe.

[outspokeninsufferable-archive-d]

ShIt sIsTeR. tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg iS AlL Up tOdAy?

Well

the ceiling is up

and the m9999999999n

[outspokeninsufferable-archive-d]

  I l9ve y9u

[thesoberking]

HuH?

lOvE Ya tOo, SiStEr?

[outspokeninsufferable-archive-d]

ShIt sIsTeR. tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg iS AlL Up tOdAy?

Well

the ceiling is up

and the m9999999999n

[outspokeninsufferable-archive-d]

  I ran 9ut

I 9nly had 9ne 69ttale

6eacuse

my cellar is l9cked

[thesoberking]

SiStEr, I'Ve gOt a wHoLe mOtHeRfUcKiNg rAiNbOw oF ThAt sHiT. aNd bY RaInBoW, i mEaN MoThErFuCkInG HiVe.

LeT'S DrInK TiLl tHe cEiLiNg sTaRtS To sPeW MoThErFuCkInG StArRy sKiEs.

[outspokeninsufferable-archive-d]

ShIt sIsTeR. tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg iS AlL Up tOdAy?

Well

the ceiling is up

and the m9999999999n

[thesoberking]

EeRr.. aRe yOu.. mOtHeRfUcKiNg.. dRuNk, SiStEr?

[outspokeninsufferable-archive-d]

[thesoberking]

DaMn, SiStEr. WhY DiDn’t yA InViTe mE?

LeT’S GeT ThIs mOtHeRfUcKiNg pArTy rOcKiN’!

[outspokeninsufferable-archive-d]

ShIt sIsTeR. tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg iS AlL Up tOdAy?

Well

the ceiling is up

and the m9999999999n

[thesoberking]

EeRr.. aRe yOu.. mOtHeRfUcKiNg.. dRuNk, SiStEr?

[thesoberking]

kortniisakuriboh asked you:

you are precious. ;3; I love your blog. <3 I like your face alot, okay?

//And you are such a little sweetie. <333 Thank you.~

//My ask Human!Gamzee blog is open for gif asks now. <3

http://ask-human-gamzee-makara.tumblr.com/

[thesoberking]

druggedndangerous replied to your post: Anonymous asked you: i showe...

((Hey i was wondering if you would like to gamzee to my dave? I dont mean shipping wise at all. I mean like since i have a dave cosplay blog we could do some posts and stuff or something…sorry i just thoughtd be cool or something sorry…not to bother))

//Omg, all of the yes. yes yes and more yes.

That'd be motherfucking SWEET!

[thesoberking]

abstracttheworld replied to your post: Ask and you shall motherf...

((o.o I cannot seem to find the follow button on that page, and the ask button says the url doesn’t exist.

it's now fixed. Asks should be working and so should follows. I was stupid and forgot to do the settings. pfft.

[thesoberking]

Anonymous asked you:

i showed you to my little sister and she thinks your so cool!! :D could you say hi to her? it's funny thouh cause shes afraid of clowns lol

AwW, sHiT. tHeY ThErE LiTtLe mOtHeRfUcKeR.

(Asks now to be done on my new Ask Human!Gamzee blog  http://ask-human-gamzee-makara.tumblr.com/     Alright guys?)

[thesoberking]

Ask and you shall motherfucking receive

http://ask-human-gamzee-makara.tumblr.com/

Enjoy, guys.

If you guys want to ask me stuff, go on that blog now. <33

[thesoberking]

On a Side Note

What would you guys think of an 'Ask Gamzee' blog?

Thinking of making one.