Not a bot, just comfortable with the anon button

Hello, I'm Softie! You may have seen me asking away on LU Imagines and Cafe Courage's blogs, but now I also run my own! Or you might know me for Telepath! Reader and the Daughter of Ganon AU (I'm working on the story now :3) Either way, welcome! (Btw if it matters, I am an adult^^)

[thesoftieanon]

Writing Master List

Gandani/Daughter of Ganon AU

Concept

Concept pt. 2

Ghirahim (Father vs Daughter)

FD and First

Story Incoming?

Names and Reforging

The Past

Possible Ships

Hyrule’s Gift

Just Die

Spice Tolerance

Adoption (Dad! Ganondorf)

Spite (Rebellion)

So… Oops? (Sorry Wars-)

The Exception to the Redhead Rule

I Am Not You

You Get A Snippet

Hesper (Daughter of Nyx)

Shadows

Childhood (Trauma)

Ship Song

If the Curse Gets Lifted

The Parasol/Gifts

Weapons

FD and Hesper Get Along

How the Chain Feels

Cards Dealt

Four’s Shadow Adores Her

Demigod! And Twi’s Relationship

Shared Custody

Oh? What is This?

Hesper and Blind! Reader

Momma Hesper

Someday

Sleep

The Sheep

Blind and Sol

Thoughts on Blind

Momma Hesper Gets Angry

Hesper and Time

Them in a Nutshell

Hesper Sounds Like Aurora (The Singer)

Dangerous to Be Alone (Ongoing? Maybe-)

If Time Went Down

Telepath! Reader

Introductions

Loftwing Isn’t a Number

Lore

2080

Memories

Don’t Tell Him(Favorites)

ACT NORMAL

Jealousy?

The Post That Inspired FD! Telepath

FD! Telepath

Enough Damage (Demigod! Reader)

Flirting (What You Should Have Said)

Break Formation

Pining

Guess

Abuse of Power

Kid Hero! Reader

Ghosts

From Telepath to Ghost

Destiny (Ongoing)

Blind and Monster! Reader

Others 1 2

Thoughts and Secrets

Telepath and Warriors

The Assassin

A Selfish Man

Twilight Checks In

Legend Checks In (Ongoing)

I Can Hear You (Ongoing)

Anon Request

FD! Sky

[homunculus-argument]

There has to be a way to dress gothy and masc in a way that's also comfy. Like "clothes that could also double as pyjamas" level of comfy wear.

[gromqueer]

sweatpants?

[homunculus-argument]

Do you have tips on how to style sweatpants in a dressy, goth way?

[vinylcatlocket]

pick a pair of pants at the thrift store that you think are nice looking and comfy. then pair it with a t-shirt from the menswear section. make sure it calls to you. personalise it if you feel like changing anything about it. you have to dress like who you are authentically.

if your most authentic self is goth, and the way you sourced the clothes is more faithful to goth values, then it's going to be a super comfy goth outfit.

remember, goth is not a look, so much as it is a lifestyle. you have to have the values and practices and the aesthetic will follow

[homunculus-argument]

The problem is the first sentence: there is no known overlap between "looks good" and "comfy".

[thesoftieanon]

May I offer: slacks made with yoga pant material

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[thesoftieanon]

As someone studying Quebecquois, yes this much better

[thesoftieanon]

@bonus-links Hi I need you to know I put your Wars on my island all because the lipstick reminded me of him

[chaoscouncil25]

The Student—Book 1, Chapter 2

The Student / The Grounds Keeper (2) / The Nurse (3) / The Student (4) / The Grounds Keeper (5) / The Nurse (6) / The Student (7) (You're here!)

“... Hm.” The cafeteria buffet looks like an allergy nightmare. Was I supposed to bring my own lunch? Shit… “... Excuse me, are there any gluten-free options? I have an allergy.”

The response is predictable. “Um… lemme ask—Chet! Chet, do we have any gluten-free options?!”

“The salmon plate!”

“I will have that, then.” I already know I’m never eating here again when I have to ask the cafeteria ghost to change his gloves.

“Hey, Raye, get me the grilled chicken! And an omelet! And that jelly-filled bread!” Grim cheers. “Seriously, go crazy, I want, like, twelve of them!”

“Okay, hand me a tray and I’ll get it.”

“Mrah? Why can’t you just stick it on the one you have?”

“Because wheat flour shreds my internal organs.” I state with all seriousness. It gets the point across, and the tray is given. “Thank you.”

“Okay, is there an empty table, or… ?”

“Hey, over here, we got seats!” Cater waves at us.

“Oh, heyyyy, Cater!” Deuce laughs sheepishly. “It’s cool, we’ll find—hey, wait, Raye!”

“ ‘Sup, CayCay.” I plop myself at the table. Ace and Deuce need the lore drop, and I don’t wanna walk anymore. Also, gotta meet the big brother. “I’m Raye.”

“Trey Clover. Nice to meet you.” He smiles warmly. “How’s the dorm been treating you all right? Ramshackle… Mmm… Well, it’s a very old building, is all.”

“It’s tolerable for now. But I’m definitely looking for ways to fix it up, so if you hear about any side jobs or have things you don’t want or need anymore…” Grim tries to talk with his mouth full. “Empty your mouth first, honey.”

He does so in one swallow. “Hey, so you know how your guys’ dorm looks like a castle? What are the other ones like? Are they just as cool?”

“You’ve seen the giant statues of the Great Seven out on Main Street, right?” I tune out a lot of the conversation because I’ve played enough of the game to know what all the dorms are like. It’s going to be a lot of fun to see them in person, though! … Up until crap hits the fan, of course.

“Look, there they are now.” What? Oh, Cater’s pointing at the table with the Diasomnia boys. Sans ‘Hornton’, of course.

“Wait, is that a little kid?” Ace asks.

“Technically… you can skip grade and enroll here young,” Trey said. “But no, he’s not a kid. He’s in the same class as me.”

“Lilia.” I jump as I hear his voice in my ear and snap my head around to meet his eyes. He’s hanging from the ceiling like he was in the game. “Lilia Vanrouge.”

“... Nice to meet you.” Lilia was cute in the game. He was pretty in the anime.

He’s giving me a near heart attack in person. I thought his eyes were crimson, but now that I see them in person, crimson is the wrong word. Mulberry, maybe.

“Likewise, my fair lady.” He lands on his feet like a cat, blazer fluttering ever so slightly with the movement. I’m thinking it’s totally like him to be so dramatic when he takes my hand and kisses it.

… With how chaotic he is, and the lack of women in this series, it’s easy to forget he’s also a gentleman. I don’t even have time to process his bow-kiss combo before he’s moved on to teasing the others about his age.

Of course, they're a little focused on something else the old bat said.

“Dude, why'd you call him a ‘fair lady’? There's no girls here.” Ace asks.

… Uh oh.

“Oh, so your pronouns are he/him?” Cater asks, looking at me.

“... No,” I answer after a moment. “Lilia did, in fact, gender me correctly.”

“Oh, okay! Side note, how come the Headmage let you stay even though—”

“W… wait!” Ace sputters. “Raye, you’re a girl?!”

“...” Deuce’s mouth won’t close. And he’s turning redder by the minute.

“Oh, that makes sense,” Trey hums, adjusting his glasses. “I was wondering why you reminded me of my sister.”

“Oh my—I can’t believe I acted like that around a lady!” Deuce recovers just to hunch over and hide his face.

“Wait—are you three saying only Lils and I knew Raye’s a—?”

“Apparently.” I sigh deeply. “I didn’t realize this uniform made me look that androdynous…”

“Dude!!” Ace hisses. “How did you convince the Headmage to let you stay here?!”

“And where am I supposed to go??” I ask him. “I legally don’t exist in Twisted Wonderland. … Also, I’m not sure he even knows.”

“...” Everyone considers this now. Does he know and didn’t comment, or is he as dumb as some of his students? Honestly, it’s a complete toss-up.

“... Anyways—” I start the conversation again, turning to—oh nevermind, he’s gone. I turn towards the Diasomnia table and wave. “Nice to meet you, bat man!”

I didn’t say it too loudly, but he turns to grin at me and wave anyway. Silver and Sebek both glower at me.

I am undeterred.

“How did he move across the room so fast… and how did you know he would hear you?” Deuce asks.

“He’s a fae,” I shrug like it’s obvious, even though I know knowledge of the Fair Folk is probably not common.

“Yeah, Diasomnia is full of odd ones,” Trey chuckles.

“And their housewarden, Malleus, is worse, if you can believe that,” Cater says, and I have to bite my tongue because I’m not supposed to know anything about this sweet baby boy.

There’s theories on why the Overblots occurred this year. Why I was pulled from my world during this time. Why Grim is here. I have no idea if any of them are true.

But if there’s a person behind all of this, I cannot let them know I know what’s happening.

So I don’t say a word when I notice the dark spots in Riddle’s magestone. I couldn’t stop it if I tried, anyway.

I do, however, speak up when I feel the telltale itch in my throat that indicates I’ve consumed gluten. 

Shit. “... Where’s the nurse’s office?”

[twilightpoison]

It’s still not letting me follow my own blog that I own with other people wtf

[thesoftieanon]

LET ENNO IN

[chaoscouncil25]

Masterlist

Softie's Chapters Enno's Chapters Pinky's Chapters

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

[luimagines]

For anyone who wants to check it out.

Even if this wasn't color-coded, I bet you would be able to tell who's writing what. XD

We each have very distinct styles. It's funny to see.

[cafecourage]

Ah yes

Softie writes like it’s a game being scripted

Pinky writes like an actual author of a book. (Go buy it)

I write like it’s one continuous train of thought in the pov’s mind.

[thesoftieanon]

Damn, didn't realize my writing style called out my major that hard XD

[cafecourage]

More Self-Aware AU thoughts

Most of the brothers would hate that the game is a gacha. Levi would probably be the only one that is only slight disappointed but not really that shocked. Given that there are a lot of anime games now adays that have a gacha element. You cant escape it sadly.

I mentioned in the other post that some of the brothers would probably rigged the Gacha. But I do think depending on who it is, you're gonna put in the work. Either having to make sure you get a three stars on the surprise guest or raise their affection.

The only ones I think wouldn't need much convincing to rigged the gacha is Mammon and Levi maybe Beel as well but I am not 100% sure on my choices here.

I do know for fact Mammon would be calling you a lot and triggering the game's notifications. So if you have the notifications you might want to turn it off or prepared for jump scares.

[thesoftieanon]

Omg if they hear you gushing over them and know they're the favorite, they rig the gacha so you pull their cards more

[cafecourage]

That was my thoughts as well.

Also the surprise guests will be rigged too. You will have your boy coming to say hi and wanting head pats a lot more.

I am still angry I cant head pat in the new game.

[thesoftieanon]

TF YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T HEADPAT—

[cafecourage]

THEY GOT RID OF THE SURPRISE GUESTS SOFTIE! YOU CANT HEAD PAT THE BOYS!!!

[thesoftieanon]

NOOOOOOO BUT I WANNA LOVE ON MY HUBBY 😫

[cafecourage]

More Self-Aware AU thoughts

Most of the brothers would hate that the game is a gacha. Levi would probably be the only one that is only slight disappointed but not really that shocked. Given that there are a lot of anime games now adays that have a gacha element. You cant escape it sadly.

I mentioned in the other post that some of the brothers would probably rigged the Gacha. But I do think depending on who it is, you're gonna put in the work. Either having to make sure you get a three stars on the surprise guest or raise their affection.

The only ones I think wouldn't need much convincing to rigged the gacha is Mammon and Levi maybe Beel as well but I am not 100% sure on my choices here.

I do know for fact Mammon would be calling you a lot and triggering the game's notifications. So if you have the notifications you might want to turn it off or prepared for jump scares.

[thesoftieanon]

Omg if they hear you gushing over them and know they're the favorite, they rig the gacha so you pull their cards more

[cafecourage]

That was my thoughts as well.

Also the surprise guests will be rigged too. You will have your boy coming to say hi and wanting head pats a lot more.

I am still angry I cant head pat in the new game.

[thesoftieanon]

TF YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T HEADPAT—

[cafecourage]

More Self-Aware AU thoughts

Most of the brothers would hate that the game is a gacha. Levi would probably be the only one that is only slight disappointed but not really that shocked. Given that there are a lot of anime games now adays that have a gacha element. You cant escape it sadly.

I mentioned in the other post that some of the brothers would probably rigged the Gacha. But I do think depending on who it is, you're gonna put in the work. Either having to make sure you get a three stars on the surprise guest or raise their affection.

The only ones I think wouldn't need much convincing to rigged the gacha is Mammon and Levi maybe Beel as well but I am not 100% sure on my choices here.

I do know for fact Mammon would be calling you a lot and triggering the game's notifications. So if you have the notifications you might want to turn it off or prepared for jump scares.

[thesoftieanon]

Omg if they hear you gushing over them and know they're the favorite, they rig the gacha so you pull their cards more

[cafecourage]

What a title card game.

I will admit I stared at that line of what we will be studying until it fully processed and started to cackle uncontrollably. Ah yes. Of course. Why wouldn’t that be what we study.

Then it got worse. Good luck Levi!!!!!! I can only imagine it’s not a good grade.

Levi I’m sorry to tell you this but we are married in the third game. Do this for the mc’s that picked you. 😔

HE DID HIS BEST. ITS WASNT THAT GOOD BUT HE DID HIS BEST.

[cafecourage]

No @thesoftieanon let him speak. He is right. The day Levi is smooth is the day I die.

[thesoftieanon]

... Hey, Lucifer, I got a funny idea-

[cafecourage]

HEY SOFTIE

IT WAS HIS IDEA TO DO THE TUTORING WITH SATAN

[thesoftieanon]

DAMN IT, SO HE WON'T LET ME SWAP THEIR PERSONALITIES TO BE FUNNY

[cafecourage]

I literally couldn’t cut much from this.

His blushing face is v cute.

I give him 8/10 it was sweet and would probably work on me.

Now it’s our turn to seduce him:

The dialogue choice is simple. Meow.

[thesoftieanon]

It was that or talk nerdy to him.

[cafecourage]

What a title card game.

I will admit I stared at that line of what we will be studying until it fully processed and started to cackle uncontrollably. Ah yes. Of course. Why wouldn’t that be what we study.

Then it got worse. Good luck Levi!!!!!! I can only imagine it’s not a good grade.

Levi I’m sorry to tell you this but we are married in the third game. Do this for the mc’s that picked you. 😔

HE DID HIS BEST. ITS WASNT THAT GOOD BUT HE DID HIS BEST.

[cafecourage]

No @thesoftieanon let him speak. He is right. The day Levi is smooth is the day I die.

[thesoftieanon]

... Hey, Lucifer, I got a funny idea-

[thesoftieanon]

... Uh oh

[papayafromtv]

PO BOX HAUL. BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING INSANE.

first, the ugliest and fucking stupidest thing here

this fucking mug. this fucking mug which BY THE WAY, WAS ON THE WISHLIST WITH THE NOTE SPECIFICALLY 'this is the ugliest thing i've ever seen' SO THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING SENT IT? A TARGETED. FUCKING. ATTACK. GO TO HELL.

on a lighter note. CRUNCHY. CROCHET ANON. I HAVE YOUR PINK DINO. HE IS ADORABLE. HIS NAME IS HERMES AND HE LIVES NEXT TO MY KETTLE(also the letter your grandparents wrote for me is fucking. hysterically adorable. send them my love i hope they enjoyed their trip to england). ALSO SPEAKING OF HAND MADE THINGS I DONT KNOW WHY MULTIPLE PEOPLE WENT THROUGH THE EFFORT TO DO THIS BUT ONE OF YOU MADE ME GLOVES. STARRY YOU MADE ME FINGERLESS GLOVES AND SENT ME STICKERS AND I CANT EVEN BE MAD AT YOU ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY FIT PERFECTLY AND ARE ACTUALLY REALLY WARM (also i fucking remember you have 2 kids so idk where the fuck you got the time to knit and send me GLOVES but i respect you. so much.)

back to people who specifically do this to piss me off as much as possible for the THIRD. FUCKING. TIME. the SAME FUCKING PERSON AND I KNOW ITS THE SAME FUCKING PERSON WHO KEEPS DOING THIS. KEEPS FUCKING SENDING ME BOXES OF AMERICAN GROCERIES FROM THAT FUCKING AMERICAN GROCER SITE. LAST TIME IT WAS FUCKING JARRED PICKLES AND SOUR CANDY. THIS TIME THEY GOT ME COOKIES HERSHEYS KISSES AND THEN TRIED TO SNEAK IN A FUCKING MASSIVE GUMMY GRAPE. it looks horrific and i fucking hate this person and my wife can attest that upon opening it my face dropped and the only thing i said was 'i need to block this person specifically from my account'. fuck you. im not fucking eating it.

ok honourable mentions of dickheads specifically using their freewill to force bullshit onto me: the person who just sent an envelope with the printed out photo of jason todd manspreading from the comics. there was nothing fucking else in that envelope im convinced theres somebody out there with just. a bunch of left over stamps and a couple envelopes thats just shoving whatever the fuck they want in there to get rid of them because it was the same type of envelope from a couple weeks ago when i just got 2 pounds and a post-it that said 'for teabags' so genuinely whoever the fuck you are what is wrong with you, you do not deserve the freedom of owning stamps.

by far the funniest thing i got, by the way, was the big ass box FULL of random shit including a note that literally started out with 'so i dont actually follow you on tumblr' AOJDBFOWUBF MOTHERFUCKER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. WHAT. WHY DID YOU SEND ME A FUCKING CARE PACKAGE WITH 14 PACKETS OF HOT CHOCOLATE, $40 WORTH OF SPIRITED AWAY BUTTONS(which buy the fucking way i dont think ive ever mentioned my favourite studio ghibli movies on here. what the fuck), TEABAGS, A BOOKMARK, KEYRINGS, A SINGULAR POKEMON CARD(charcadet) AND STICKERS?!?! according to the note your bestie bought me a copy of your printed book and said to make it pretty, which to be fair the paper you used to wrap it is adorable and i am a fucking whore for brown package with wax seals. so i'll accept it. also the first page of the book is literally a list of 'what tags this would have on ao3 if it were on ao3' which is incredible and all printed books should have that. the book is celestial love by evan callisto if anybody is curious. genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you though why is there so much shit- there are four seperate werthers originals just. in the bottom of the box why the fuck have you done that

somebody sent me a tote bag with a bunch of papayas on it. mildred the post lady already has to hand me a bunch of packages with 'papaya' written across the front do you know how fucking weird i would look collecting them with a fucking papaya bag? why would you give me this its so fucking cruel.

heir, you sent me a jar of blueberry jam, a papaya notebook, a cook book, and a damian wayne centric comic book. and i have mixed feelings about it because i know you only sent so many things to piss me off. and each one had a different amazon gift note that was just some version of 'happy birthday' in various levels of denigration ranging from 'happy birthday!!' all the way down to 'BORTH.' but i do like the book. and i will buy scones so i can have scones and blueberry jam. so silver linings. i'm still trying to find a way to ban you from amazon. i'll fucking do it.

I STILL THINK ITS INSANE THAT SOMEBODY DECIDED TO DO THIS BUT I SWEAR TO GOD ONE OF YOU FUCKHEADS SENT ME A FUCKING DVD PLAYER. THERES A GODDAMN DVD PLAYER AND A COPY OF TREASURE PLANET AND ATLANTIS. I CAN FINALLY WATCH TREASURE PLANET AGAIN WITHOUT STEALING MY COOWORKERS DISNEY+ ACCOUNT.

somebody sent me an xxl system of a down band shirt which i THINK is because i mentioned. like ONCE. that i usually sleep in one of those that i found in a charity shop. which is fucking hysterical where did you find it it's bigger than my entire body what the fuck

i also didnt even want to mention this because i refuse to give you attention as reward for how fucking. ridiculous and fucking stupid and just overall IDIOTIC this was, but i swear to fucking god there is a FUCKING envelope that had nothing but four separate photos of grape bunches. and not like- not like fucking. printed on paper. like. fucking. glossy card jpegs. just on their own no note or nothing. and i will be setting them on fucking fire you fucking ASShole.

there is also a massive fucking box that i had to carry back home (like 4 boxes wouldnt fit in my bags) that turned out to be a MASSIVE BOX OF HOT CHOCOLATE. THERE ARE MINI MARSHMALLOWS HERE. THERE ARE COOKIES. THERES FUCKING STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING HOT CHOCOLATE. THERES SALTED CARAMEL HOT CHOCOLATE. THERES APPLE STRUDEL HOT CHOCOLATE. i cannot. begin to fathom how much it all cost both to buy and send. but oh my fucking god i genuinely teared up i did not understand why somebody would bother doing that for a fucking. batfam shitposter on tumblr. i was honestly very confused by every nice package/letter i received. i do not fucking know what to do with that shit. like. jesus fucking christ what do i do with this. when you people piss me off its easy to tell you to shut the fuck up but when you're fucking NICE? I DONT FUCKING KNOW???? STOP IT YOU'RE FUCKING FREAKING ME OUT. IM JUST SUPPOSED TO BE LEFT IN THE DARK CORNER TO MISERABLY PUMP OUT FANFICTION AND HEADCANONS. IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INTERACTED WITH AS A PERSON.

in conclusion this is the weirdest fucking birthday of my fucking life and i hate tumblr

[thesoftieanon]

CELESTIAL LOVE MENTION

[thesoftieanon]

Question: how does mer time and siren hesper met each and became mate?

Bonus question: how the two deal with having the blind human child as their baby??

((Seen doodle chapter on it but wanted to know from your perspective on it?))

Honestly I have never thought about them as mermaids or sirens so I have no clue XD

But I can sum it up to she figures it out, and if anyone touches that child she'll drown them.

[thesoftieanon]

Here’s an ask to sit in your box with all the old ones!

- glitter, with hand in the cookie jar ✨

*sprays hand* GLITTER HAND OUT OF THE JAR

At least ask first, jeez

[thesoftieanon]

Quick questions: Sorry for the drop-in questions. I'm a very curious anon.

How did Shadow end up working for the night mother hesper?

When did or made hesper fall for time?

What was hesper reaction to finding out her husband took the baby and disappeared out of her life?

Does hesper know that her baby has befriend a wolf?

How did hesper become the Night Mother?

- 🌙

Shadow was originally sent by Calamity's gang to be a mole. That was the plan.

Then he saw Hesper and became obsessed.

Now Calamity uses him as a threat. Kill him and the Night Mother has to deal with Calamity.

They've both been waiting for an excuse to rip each other apart since, but Hesper will never kill Shadow himself. He's into that.

Hesper denies she feels any sort of thing for Time for months. He just happens to be attractive and good with kids, that doesn't mean she likes him.

But then he almost kissed after going off on her for trying to walk off a major injury.

And after that, denial (and keeping her distance) got pretty difficult.

It still takes her until New Years to admit it. And it's entirely by accident.

Betrayal. Rage. Devastation. She could hear the talk coming from her mother: "I told you attachments are weakness."

She used every resource she could without tipping off her mother to find that child. No luck, and Nyx found out after two years.

She was forced to abandon her search. She doesn't like to bring up how exactly, but it makes her hands tremble to think about.

But she never truly stopped looking. Not really. There was always an eye out. Always an ear listening.

She has no idea where that wolf came from, but if no one stops her, it's becoming a guard dog.

Hesper became the Night Mother the same way her mother did.

She was raised into the perfect assassin, and then took out her siblings so she had no attachments or anyone to challenge her.

It was easy. She never liked her siblings.

... But she often wondered if her mother mourned them.