cersei: dude i'm literally in, like, dire need of your help rn. things are super bad over here i need you to come back and save me
jaime: hm. anyway, peck, bring me my supper.
brienne (looking suspicious as fuck and canonically being a bad liar): uh...i found sansa but she's with the hound in an isolated corner of the woods and you can't bring anyone with you
jaime 'staggered to his feet' lannister, already out the door: well, are you coming or not???





















