Holocron

Elder Millennial, ageless cryptid, any pronouns but prefer not to be perceived. Performatively horny asexual. Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you.

[thanosthedadtitan]

Hello! By artist Rakka

[psychotic-gerard]

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

[skarnish]

[tammog]

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[onyxstorms]

Favorite Dragon Moments

House of the Dragon Season 3

[defilerwyrm]

When I say "disability pride" that's not "pride" as in "I'm happy that I'm disabled and view it as a good thing"—being disabled sucks shit actually—but "pride" as in "this is dogshit but I'm not ashamed of it, it is not a moral failure or divine punishment, I am proud that I'm holding it together at least somewhat given the circumstances, and if you want me dead you're gonna have to fucking do it yourself"

[prokopetz]

RPG where it's very easy to overcome all of the bosses nonviolently through correct dialogue choices, but actually doing so locks you into the bad ending; in order to get the good ending, you need to do a bunch of obtuse side quests in order to goad them into fighting you.

[prokopetz]

#honestly this sounds fun#gimme the options #i wanna know what my choices are #how ambivalent can i be? #but also it's so much funnier that this concept makes violence the correct answer (via @cuzosu-blog)

Yeah, you could definitely play a scenario where violence is the morally correct answer for laughs, but you don't have to.

If you wanted to play it straight, one might imagine a game about fighting a fascist state where all of the bosses are The One Good Nazi types with very sympathetic, human reasons for collaborating with the regime – there's the Sad Dad who's only committing mass murder because they're holding his kid hostage, the idealist who genuinely believes they can reform the system from the inside, the moral coward who rationalises their atrocities as harm reduction because if they quit, whoever replaced them would be even worse, etc. – and all of the talky nonviolent options for dealing with them involve compromising the player character's principles.

The final boss is naturally a totally unsympathetic Hitler 2.0 type, but before you can fight him he hits you with the old Mustapha Mond monologue, and if you've let even one of his buddies off the hook, he turns the tables on the conversation-fu trope and persuades the player character to stand down.

The achievement for getting the good ending is, of course, titled "The Only Good Nazi Is A Dead Nazi".

[surprisemoose]

What kind of Millennial™️ are you?

Avocado toast millennial

I am bird watcher now.

I ran a marathon for fun?

Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…

Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.

I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

Please share!

[serenitynerd]

Gen x here supporting my millennial peeps. Not sure what kind of Gen x -er I am. Right now I'm the kind that likes Rocky road ice cream 🤷

[robsongirl-deactivated20121111]

it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me 

[memewhore]

[liberalsarecool]

"We need trilllions to replace all workers" is quite the ask for an industry that has no profits.

[redarmyscreaming]

[tiggymalvern]

Please go bankrupt before you break ground on any more bloody data centers that people don't want.

[bird-prince-art]

her brave knight

print here

[barmecidebiohazard]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

[hardgockcafe]

Casual reminder tha golf courses account for 14% of the daily usage of water for the entire USA. Golf courses are deeply unethical and should been seen as such.

[thedemonlady]

Total Solar Eclipse 2026

Palma de Mallorca, Spain / NASA

[angelbabymikaa]

i can be your problem if you ask nicely

[holyshitrozanov]

[stillnotmollified]

the people you meet on vacation (heated rivalry, hollanov age gap, 7.5k, part I of II)

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Alternate Universe - Age Changes, Age Difference, Smut, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Desperate Shane Hollander, Tortured Ilya Rozanov, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Loss of Virginity, First Time, Summer Vacation

Summary:

Later, Shane would blame the sauna’s heat for what happened next. It was the heat that forced his hand, made him open his towel and expose his dripping cock to the dry air.

Rozanov sucked in a sharp breath. “Hollander,” he said quietly. “Hollander, I am going to leave now—”

“Please.” It was out of Shane’s mouth before he could stop it. “Please…sir.”

Newly eighteen-year-old MLH prospect Shane Hollander is on vacation with his parents in Bermuda when he meets twenty-nine-year-old Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders. Watching Rozanov apply tanning oil breaks something in Shane’s brain. And when Shane Hollander sets his mind to an impossible task, he usually gets what he wants.

(OR: I went on vacation and banged this out under a beach umbrella, photo below the cut of my laptop at 6AM for proof)

[read it here!]

[whetstonefires]

another reason i don't like or trust people who hate kids is: a viscerally negative response to child behaviors correlates pretty heavily with the belief that a lack of social skills constitutes or indicates some sort of ontological evil or criminal offense, in and of itself.

so like on a selfish personal level, if you hate children i'm probably not safe around you either.

[uncivilcivilservice]

That's pretty much how it went, right?