A Sparky Dragon

23🌸Pokemon🍁Anime🐰🐉Dragons⛤ If you wanna follow my writblr feel free to ask!!

[gangueiro]

[transviktortalis]

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

[alleiradayne]

NOW it’s serious

[appendingfic]

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

[glumshoe]

rabbits are cute, but the harrowed, wild-eyed look of a desert hare? exquisite

[glumshoe]

G̭O̳̲ ̤͓͇̼T̶H̖E̢͖̺̞̘͍̟N̙̭ ̢͚̥̳̫̪ ̢͚̥̳̫̪

T̜̣̭̕H͏E̹̜̝͢R̜͓͎̤̹̬̫E͎͜ ̪̫Ạ̯̠̣͈ͅR̭E̖͔͓̹̲ ͚͜O̦͔̘̼̻̤T̳͍͚H͓̘̰̪͕͙E̢͔͉̱R̴̹͎͇̺̻̰͕ ҉͍̻W̫̜̺̩̱̫̤͢O͍̯̫̞͇͝R̬̟͕͔͔̜L̺D̬͈S҉̲͎ ͉̜̪͉͍̙͙͟T҉̝̩̫H̢̭̻̯̼͚̯A͓̖̬͠N̼̘̲ ̲TH̛̗͚͎E̲̙͔͝S̶E͎͉͚̱̮

[young-replica]

[blindedlife]

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

[haiku-robot]

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[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[misbehavingmaiar]

Update: Sauron is not afraid of hobbits. He was unaware that hobbits existed up until very recently.  he literally did not have time to be afraid of them, they went from a 0 to 100 threat level in twenty seconds. There he was, minding his own business worrying about the usual Elves and Men when suddenly these kids are on his lawn and now he’s dead, like just; 

What did— who– 

did I just get one-shotted by an infant how is this occurring 

[val-ritz]

Honestly I have to love this whole thought process that the Fellowship must have cultivated in Sauron, like…

“These children have found the Ring! But they’re taking it to the elves, of course. I will simply have to catch them on the way.”

“Well, the elves are still not to be trifled with, it seems. It looks as though they have a group of intrepid heroes, how cute! Wait, who’s leading them? Aw, hell.”

“OKAY! Olorin’s out of the way, and now I can finally kill them all and reclaim the- OH DAMMIT, IT’S IN LOTHLORIEN.”

“Well, okay. They’ve taken it onward. Curunir says one of the halflings is still carrying the ring, so he’s going to capture them and we’ll see how this develops. Thankfully Olorin’s still out of the picture and their little group just shattered into pieces, so that’s one less thing to worry about.”

“Aaaaaand Curunir shat the bed. Excellent. Trees, who would have thought? Okay, so we’re back to plan A: conquer Gondor, because if the Ring’s going to be anywhere, it’ll be there.”

“Wait, who’s on the– Isildur’s WHAT? Ohhhh. Ohohoho. Oh now everything makes sense. Isildur’s Heir is back, and he’s here being all prideful again. That’s fine. Really. I’ll just crush him and his kingdom, and then nobody can stop me!”

“WHAT? FUCKING WHAT? THEY SENT HIM BACK? Ugh, alright, alright, I’m cool, I’m fine. He’s still got that stupid wizard costume on, and I’m still stronger than he ever was. It’s not like he can come toe to toe with me, even if he does have an army behind him. This’ll be fine.”

“They’re… actually marching on the Black Gate? Sweet lord, I didn’t think they’d actually do it! This is perfect, everyone’s right here! Olorin, the human princeling, most of the remaining fighting forces of Men, all I have to do is kill them now and– Wait. Someone just put on the Ring. Someone just– That’s a halfling. They’re inside the mouNTAIN OH GOD NAZGUL GO GO G–”

[misbehavingmaiar]

…aaaaaand curtain.

[absynthe--minded]

you can laugh but that is literally what happened

[arty-ari]

This is the single best brief summary I have ever seen of the entire point of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

[daydream-daze]

Help urgently needed!!

*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Saturday, April 24th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help, as I'm really struggling to pay my bills and due to charge-backs, my account is now overdrawn.

As most of you are already aware from my previous post, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as I don't get my U.C benefit until the end of the month, and all my previous donations have gone to pay off court fees, to avoid going back to court in June. I am also still awaiting the outcome of my PIP Assessment (April/May 2021 at the latest)

I know this is a huge ask, and I'm completely heartbroken to be asking for help again, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to and I'm currently bedridden with a UTI/kidney infection.

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.

£40/£170!!

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@thebibliosphere @one-time-i-dreamt @orquidia @posts-from-a-brighter-timeline @bihet-dragonize @justsomeantifas @posts-from-a-weirder-timeline @joey-wheeler-official - Can you please boost? ♥️

[astraldemise]

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

[astraldemise]

oh my god its called the weasel war dance and they just go off the shits apeshit little animals

[mgrmx]

[g-4uof10]

Hey since Iowa is trending, I’d like to call attention to the fact Iowa passed an anti-protest bill. It gives immunity to drivers who “unintentionally” hit protesters with their vehicle.

Our current US senators are Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst. Our current representatives are Ashley Hinson, Mariannette Miller-Meeks, Cynthia Axne, and Randi Feenstra.

I’ll be updating this post with more information but for now I just needed someone somewhere to see this and to try and raise awareness.

[dragonomatopoeia]

113 years ago maurice leblanc posed the question “what if i made your oc and my oc wrestle on a boat 😳and they could perceive one another’s very souls😳” to which arthur conan doyle answered “i hate you. never say this to me again.”

and now look where we are. who had the last laugh, doyle? was it you. or was it the man who decided herlock sholmes and arsene lupin were going to have a nice meal at a restaurant and wrestle on a boat

[dragonomatopoeia]

some people in the notes are confused so to elaborate

Maurice Leblanc was told to capitalize on the popularity of sherlock holmes and write a french detective, to which he replied “no <3″

Instead he wrote stories about a gentleman thief named Arsène Lupin that he apparently modeled off of a French Anarchist named Marius Jacob (and I def recommend looking into him if you have some free time)

Choosing to write about thieves instead of detectives did NOT stop Leblanc or his editors from wanting to use Sherlock Holmes to generate hype for his OC, so he released Sherlock Holmes Arrives Too Late

It ends in the humiliation of Sherlock

This made Arthur Conan Doyle Very Angry

Faced with legal action, Leblanc dodged copyright infringement by changing Sherlock Holmes to Herlock Sholmes, and Watson became Wilson

Side note, when Leblanc first came up with Lupin, he had to change the name, since there was a campaigning politician at the time that shared the original name, so this wasn’t the first time he did something like this

Anyway, fast forward to 2021- The doyle estate still holds the copyright for the ten final sherlock holmes stories, and they claim that they have legal rights to any representation of sherlock holmes that shows emotion or respects women because he only does that in those books

This is an issue for the localization of The Great Ace Attorney, or DGS, since Sherlock Holmes is a major character, and he does BOTH of those things

And so, in the grand tradition of Leblanc’s copyright dodging, the localization team has changed Sherlock Holmes… to Herlock Sholmes

Additionally, in answer to the people questioning my original tags, the estate and family of Natsume Soseki was consulted before putting him in the game and they essentially went “yes we give you full permission to represent Natsume Soseki as an anxious mess of a man go for it with our blessing”

i feel that the boat thing is self-explanatory but if not: in one of leblanc’s stories sherlock holmes and arsene lupin wrestle in a boat while lupin says this makes them look like a couple of jackasses 

hope that answers all of your questions

[fail-boat]

The shelter where I volunteer got some new hissy babies and we were making progress with socialization yesterday.

[thinkveganworld]

Play video, sound on.

[chairman-buttlicker]

There was this old lady who lived across the street and cats would just appear at her house. They’d never really be seen again, and she had a cat of her own with a collar and all who never really left the house but would spend most of the day by the bay window. But the rest were just a revolving door of random cats. Which naturally meant kittens would pop up too.

So one time when I was doing my high school volunteer hours at this animal shelter, she showed up and said she had some kittens to drop off and some to pick up. I thought it was weird but I figured she fostered them and so I assumed she fostered cats and that explained the amount of random cats I’d see at her place (turns out she’d lure strays in for spaying/neutering and then take them to shelters around the area for socializing and ideally adoption).

So she dropped off three extremely socialized and friendly kittens that I guess she had picked up 2 days prior. And then grabbed a kennel thing with five feral-ass kittens one of the donors found near a dumpster.

I had seen them earlier but the day manager told me they had just gotten them the day before and they had not been socialized because they were waiting for “the expert”. And I guess that was this lady. So she puts on these thick black gloves and goes “Sweetheart can you hold this for me? I gotta prep the babies”, and I held the kennel still while this woman just 100% no fear sticks her hand in there and grabs a kitten that is NOT happy about it. She then grabbed it by the head gently, wrapped a tea towel or some type of cloth thing around it, and then laid it down to do something that was like equal parts origami fold and burrito roll?? Idek. Point is the kitten was PISSED. But it couldn’t move or anything because she wrapped it and secured the wrap with one of them big old timey baby pins. And she did it to the others as well. It didn’t even take her 5 minutes lmaooo. Then she put them back in the kennel and went home.

I asked the manager about it and he said “Oh yeah she’ll be here in 2 days to drop them off. She has a M E T H O D.” And just as he said she showed up two days later, with 5 perfectly friendly kittens in tow!

I didn’t ask because I assumed she was a witch and also I didn’t care, but I had mad respect for her 😂

[battlevilla]

New trailer for upcoming anime episodes featuring Gary, Iris (as the new Unova champion!!!), Ash’s older Pokemon at Oak’s lab plus all-new characters Tsurugi and Asahi!

[interruptmag-blog]

A word of advice to trans women

Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

[orangelemonart]

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

[phoenixcollective]

Please reblog this, in total it’s about $38.50 to make a huge difference for a trans woman/trans feminine person. 

[mistress-specksynder-deactivate]

I’ve honestly been tucking with that kind of thing ever since I started and it’s so useful

[angiethewitch]

for trans women in the UK, go to primark! when someone i knew was experimenting with gender and gender presentation, i took him to primark and we got a haul of shape wear and bras for cheap as hell. they sell bra inserts there too. i highly recommend primark for all your needs.

[transmasctrainwreck]

Reblogging for trans women who might need this!!

[empiria-caterima-deactivated202]

@mobilesackofpotatoes

[kiophen]

solo jazz suicune

[oldbae]

Ok i get it now suicune is the Dixie Brand Pokemon

[cypopps]

im easily distracted

[memewhore]

[teacupsandtimelords]

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks' notice, or like you're being unprofessional/unfair, think about this: If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks' notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there? Anything they don't owe you, you don't owe them. Fuck 'em.

[alunarrose]

Oh these are therapeutic

[severalowls]

I'd just like to add a classic:

[thegeminisage]

“frugal” eating recipes be like

oh its SO EASY, just buy this fifty dollar item for forty-nine dollars off with a coupon that you can’t find and don’t have time to cut out at a store that doesn’t have outlets in rural areas and then you can fill in the rest with odds and ends that are SURELY already taking up space in your kitchen that you totally somehow forgot about! [photo of a table full of perfectly arranged meats and fresh vegetables] this little family secret is SO easy and delicious just looking at it will make you gain ten pounds ;) so make sure pace yourself! this right here should be enough to stock your fridge for the next ten months at LEAST so you don’t have to worry about the hassle of mealtime again for awhile!

[thegeminisage]

you know what website actually has my motherfucking back? myfridgefood, put all three (3) things in ur cabinets into their site & even if it’s some stupid shit like “bread cheese and pickles“ they’ll still throw at least half a dozen Depression Meals™ your way

[imfemalewarrior]

For my followers! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[lord-armitage]

Also try Jack Monroe’s Cooking on a Book Strap. Basically austerity meals Jack made for themselves and their young child when they were living on benefits, everything works out at pence a meal. Sidenote: Jack Monroe is a fantastic queer person and activist and you check them out regardless.   

https://cookingonabootstrap.com/

[tygermama]

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