Hi I'm gay

I'm gay+trans+horny! over the age of 18, he/him, I'm very sick in the head and jerk off to sick stuff so please no kids allowed 🔞🔞🔞

[thespearofblongibus]

love trans women forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and-

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

[yugirimistwalker]

i tried drawing this iconic post 😊

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

looks great!

[missadelinetittykitty]

Hot take, titfucking is sooo boring like are you really incapable of enjoying a nice pair of boobs without the use of your penis? You can't like boobs if you're not getting an orgasm out of it? Use your hands and mouth to service them like a real boob lover

[missadelinetittykitty]

What my deal really is is that I don't find fucking anything that isn't hole-like to be useful at all. Pussy is nice, anal is neat, nipplefucking is great, etc. but you lose my interest fast when you take something like cleavage or thighs and start rubbing your dick all over it.

[bonniebugsy]

[cryptotheism]

Any blog recommendations?

You don't need to follow other people.

[whatisitthatitis]

The fact that my tits are not swelling with milk right now and stretching out my shirt until it tears, leaving me with massive, heaving breasts that I can’t possibly hide, dripping with a steady stream of milk from each nipple, is a certifiable tragedy

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[phyllocnistis]

can i jerk off on your tits as a friend

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[nightfallenangel]

What if a vampire was just a tiny little thing you keep as a pet. Pitiful little parasite who you feed from your wrist just enough to keep it alive, watch how flicker of life returns to eyes in an otherwise dead, paled face. Watch how relieved it is, crying blood, wasting what little it has, helpless, dumb creature. You give it just shy of letting it have any flush on its cheeks.

What if you kept it in your house. You don’t even need to lock it in the basement or anything. It fears going outside during the day because of the sun, and during the day, because of streetlights, its brains too blood-starved to think straight about what the butter yellow glow from behind the curtains really means. And it’s too weak to be certain in possible victory over you — if it even wants to, having grown both wary and pathetically grateful for any drops you deem to give, for shelter from sunlight (and streetlight), for affection when there could well be a stake rammed through its heart at any moment. It knows you could do it. So when you don’t, it nuzzles into your weaponless hand and purrs so you may keep it longer like this.

[mistakesjmakes]

girls who grew up as the smart girl and never the hot girl have “brain off no thoughts” as their number one fantasy, and love to be “fucked stupid.”

but girls who grew up as The Weird Smart Girl come with an extra challenge called “they want to be brain off no thoughts but you can’t call them stupid or dumb or else they’ll cry because their entire value has been placed on their intellect their whole lives, so you have to find really stupid sounding nice ways to tell them when you notice their minds are starting to quiet down.”

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[emoboy-cunt]

I really, really like tgirl hucow art where it’s not just her nipples getting milked but her cock as well. that would have to be insanely overstimulating… but it’ll hurt if she’s not properly drained, so <3

[dogpuppy]

[pokefucker-mcgee]

I'm not sure if you've posted about it but, what's your opinion on Pikachus? Quite basic, I know, but the idea of having a cute, little, but extremely energized and horny companion that keeps on humping your legs and whining about wanting you rubbing his belly until you reach their already leaking cock sounds quite cute! <3

Pikachu! Probably THE most famous / easily recognisable Pokémon, and loved by many for good reasons :D While personally, Pikachu doesn't do anything for me sexually, they ARE super cute, and I can see the appeal! Tiny, adorable, easy to pick and use as a fleshlight snuggle, very energetic... it's truly a fantastic little 'mon!

[tainted-mouseboy]

All these things are amazing about Pikachu, but add that on to me being a Pikachu fictionkin and it's like seeing myself! Because in a way, it is!

[malaiiise]

life pro tip: don’t name your pokemon anything stupid, even if you’re not planning on fucking them eventually. that cute little mudkip you’re thinking of giving a silly name? think it would be funny to name him sushi? well one day he’s going to evolve into a swampert, and you’re going to find him attractive. and pretty soon, you’ll end up bent over a rock in some cave somewhere, with your own starter pokemon plowing you into next year. and. uhhh . i got so horny i forgot where i was going with this

[dogvixenthing]

Pokephillia related blinkies I made! credit not needed but reblog if you wanna use them. First time making one, kinda proud even though it's super simple lol.