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thesplatterman

sup, i'm the splatterman

yeah i main undercover brella, what about it

find my sardinium.

thesplatterman

let me actually explain what im gonna do now

i'm gonna:

reblog posts about splatoon and only splatoon, unless someone tags me in something

post my own art and experiences on splatoon

hunt down my sardinium

discuss weapon builds

drop tips about anything splatoon, however its mostly gonna be salmon run

hunt down more sardinium

might post polls on what rounds i had. most are gonna be really close

anyways, with all that being said

find my sardinium.

thesplatterman

last update: wanna see if you're playing with me? here's my splashtag deets:

have fun, find my sardinium, and stay splattin'!

#the splatterman #bonus intro post #again #find my sardinium

posts cancelled (joke), new switch won't let me upload my photos directly to my phone anymore

#the splatterman #i don't like this app. it's inking me off.

thesplatterman

what year is it

thesplatterman

additional info:

ill try to be online more often, but i just have nothing interesting to post as of recently. ill probably wait until more splatoon raiders content is posted or i get a new switch to play on

#gimmick update

what year is it

#im back

so we have splatomb raiders now??

if there's a forest on that island then expect me to be in it, trust.

#the splatterman #splatoon 3 #splatoon raiders

so its been a while

hello loyal viewers. like me, you probably never thought this day would come /ref

anyways im turning older in two weeks. yay. woohoo.

find my sardinium

#the splatterman #life update

hey guys, been a while.

hurricane helene got me hard. a month of no internet and even after i switched providers, at&t doesnt support my nintendo online so i have to sparingly use my hotspot.

anyways, hope you guys had a good thanksgiving and have a happy holiday.

#the splatterman #life update

going back through splatoon's splatfests and i appreciate how callie won with the past twice

i think it was cod's willing

#the splatterman #splatoon 3 #grand festival #splatoon 1 #callie cuttlefish #callie splatoon

thinking of those 1.5bil golden eggs an how that wont even feed like a fifth of the world

if divided into caviar itll feed only the elites of the world and thats it

a salmon egg (from my research) is only a gram, and there's 28.35 eggs per caviar ounce. divide 1.5 into ounces and thats 52.9mil ounces in 1.5bil eggs. divide a serving (2 ounces) amongst that and it feeds only 26mil people

THATS ENOUGH TO FEED ONLY THE PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA

#the splatterman #splatoon 3 #grand run #big run #salmon run next wave

ATTENTION TEAM PAST WE FUCKING CLUTCHED THE GAME

#the splatterman #splatoon 3 #grand splatfest #grand festival #splatoon #team past