midnight lighthouse

don't give up!

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[ggentick]

Yaoi Lives!

[feluka]

guy with depression: idk stories about time loops just kinda really resonate with me haha idk why

[feluka]

guy with depression: it's so sad when they're doing the same thing over and over again insisting this time it'll be different. it sure would suck if time loops were real!

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[enki2]

[patricia-taxxon]

i think if an autistic person tells you that you've misinterpreted the intent behind their words you simply have to listen and take them at their word without question. reparations

[patricia-taxxon]

literally just turn off the part of you that feels invalidated or attacked for having your interpretation of their words questioned, tough it out for once in your life. understand communication logically. your turn to mask

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[b-oredzoi]

Get our money up,,, get OUR pussy up,,,,

[legy]

hey what's up. i am in desperate and urgent need of emergency housing in the philadelphia area.

i currently rent a spare bedroom in a house and the landlord has gotten so sick of me that they regularly corner me to scream and insult me, yell at me across the house with no prompting, whisper threats to me while i sleep, etc. would really like to be out of this situation.

i can afford $350/month in rent. i have an elderly cat who is very social and loves people but cannot be around other cats. i am quiet and keep to myself and for the most part just want to be left alone. i am extremely desperate. i need help badly.

if you can't personally help then spreading this post would also be appreciated. additionally while it is by no means a requirement i do have a tip jar at http://paypal.me/hivehum. money sent will go toward covering movers or a housing deposit if this comes up. thank you very much

[no-more-dead-dogs]

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

[no-more-dead-dogs]

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

[no-more-dead-dogs]

hey handsome, come to this timeloop often?

[no-more-dead-dogs]

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

[no-more-dead-dogs]

hey handsome, me and my girlfriend saw you across the timeloop and we really dug your vibes.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

[no-more-dead-dogs]

hey handsome, i need you to breathe. it's going to be okay, you're not alone. im here too. i love you. it's okay. keep going.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

come to this timeloop often, handsome?

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[wizardshark]

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!